Did you know that fish are a great source of omega 3, which is great for helping the brain function?
...Just some food for thought.
How did the dentist become a brain surgeon?
I was punned by my own brain
There are several reasons that a brain fetish is weird.
First one that comes to mind....
What is Pinky's (of Pinky and the Brain) favorite toy?
A drunk wakes up in jail, "Why am I here officer?"
"For drinking." replies the cop.
"Great" says the man. "When do we start?"
What do you call a native Alaskan eye doctor??
An Optical Aleutian
I’ll see myself out...
The first woman who gave brain had an open mind.
What is the opposite of a croissant?
My wife asked for a divorce today, saying I was too un-American.
I saw it coming from a kilometer away.
When God was handing out brains
I thought he said trains and I missed mine
When he was handing out noses
I thought he said roses so I asked for a big red one
and he gave it me too
When he was handing out willies
I thought he said chillies
So I asked for a small hot one
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The vet said our chick has survived through the accident, but his brain was damaged so he’d have to live the rest of his life a vegetable.
Guess we’ll call him Eggplant now
Neurologist said my brain was perfect!
He said it looked like it had never been used!
(True story, that. Meaning that he said it. I'm guessing it's something he enjoys saying to people who he doesn't have to give bad or concerning news to.)
Puns aren’t the aphrodisiac I thought they were.
I didn't want to have a brain surgery
But the neurosurgeon changed my mind
The mayor in my city just passed law that male best friends have to have lunch together at least once a week
Well it’s not a law it’s a mandate
Did you know the film “Speed” had no director?
If it had direction, it would be called “Velocity”.
A friend of mine went bald years ago, but still carries around an old comb.
He just can't part with it.
Why is “beefstew” an unsafe password to use?
Because it’s not Stroganoff.
COVID-19 can cause damage to the brain, heart, and lungs.
Luckily for Trump, he just needs to worry about lung damage.
What happens when you anger a brain surgeon?
They will give you a peace of mind.
There's a term for people like Trump
I decided to have a brain transplant.
Forgive my brain, but I felt the urge to share this baby of mine
I wasn't originally planning to get a brain transplant
But then I changed my mind
If you rearrange the letters of MAILMEN
I was asked to illustrate a brain fart
Why panning the river in my brain, this lil' gold nugget came to me.
What do you call a Dinosaur that knows everything?
A herd-it-before!
A conspiracy enthusiast told me that to many nose swabs for Covid could cause brain damage.
I told him that President Trump gets tested every day!
3D Print Shop Name pun that blows your brains out
Im opening a 3D Printing Shop and I need that million dollar name. Something that makes you look at it and think " F*ck that's one of those names that sells itself ".
Trusting reddit community for the edgiest puns or mindless creativity.
What do you call a fear of giants?
Feefiphobia
Edit: wow! I never expected this to reach such great heights..... Thank you for the awards, kind redditors.
Did you hear how the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?
He was dead lifting.
Edit: Wow! Went to bed, went to work, checked this post, and holy hell did it blow up! Thanks for the awards, funny add-one and dad jokes! This sub is awesome!
What do snowmen call their offspring?
I've decided to quit my job as a personal trainer because I'm not big enough or strong enough.
I've just handed in my too weak notice.
eBay is so useless
I tried to look up lighters and all they had were 13,570 matches
What do you call a half man half horse in the middle of an army formation?
The centaur of attention..... ill see myself out
Dude 1: “Hey bro?” Dude 2: “Yeah bro?” Dude 1: “Can you hand me that pamphlet?”
Keeping tropical fish at home can have a calming effect on the brain
Due to all the indoor fins.
9 months from now, there will be a baby boom. 13 years later, will give rise to the next generation, known as....
I didn’t want to get the brain transplant.
But after I met the surgeon he changed my mind.
One time in my anatomy class, we dissected a sheep brain and I have to admit, I felt a bit sheepish about it.
Sorry, that was just a ba-a-a-a-a-a-a-d joke.
I wasn't originally going to get a brain transplant...
...but then I changed my mind.
I wasn't originally planning on getting a brain transplant
But then I changed my mind
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