Runa Capital Puns

Here's Part II

MOMENT OF THE YEAR

The wrestling business has always loved a great moment. From flashes of time that leaves the fans flabbergasted to the occasions that feel so noteworthy, they become moments of history, it all happened right before our eyes. So let’s not waste any time, let’s take a look at those times etched in history as we take a look at our nominations:

PJ beats Inferno in his cash-in

Inferno has been chasing his Grand Slam ever since BTE 3. And with winning the 2020 Booker In The Bank Briefcase against Atlas Rogue. He decided to cash in on Petite Jupiter on Firestorm 80: Dia De Los Muertos. However, PJ successfully defended his Intercontinental Championship,forcing Inferno back to the drawing board.

Capital STEEZ wins Grand Slam at BTE III

For the longest of time Nate Matthews was the only Grand Slam winner. Several people we're close, but it was Capital STEEZ who got it done on BTE 3, by winning the TV Championship. This big achievement of course had to be a nomination here.

James Scott wins Lifeline by going undefeated over Desmond Caid, Inferno and Capital STEEZ

The Lifeline Classic had a grueling line-up of Desmond Caid, Inferno, Capital STEEZ and James Scott. And whilst people were debating who would win this stacked round robin. nobody expected the Relatable one to not lose a single match. Beating Capital STEEZ and Desmond Caid whilst drawing with Inferno, he won the tournament by virtue of Desmond Caid defeating Inferno. A massive achievement for the young Relatable One.

Ape sweeps the Stardom Gauntlet

Graduation's first nate was dominated by this Gauntlet, and Apeirogone went 7-0 against a murderer's row of talent. Scott, Nate, Atlas, Conor, Thad, Inferno and STEEZ all fell to the Infinity Ace. This moment speaks for himself.

Inferno ending a 20-month long title drought by winning the TV Championship

BTE I was the last time we saw Inferno with a belt. But the 20 month streak was ended at Pick Your Poison III by defeating EED. Inferno would later go on to win the World Heavyweight Champion, but this felt like an even bigger moment, and that's saying something.

Nate Matthews and Atlas Rogue, former mortal enemies, join up to kill Receiver

Celestial Unknown imploding was certainly a giant moment in 2021. But the pairing of Atlas Rogue and Nate Matthews coming together as Regicide Ultra in mutual hatred of Receiver of Deception was even more shocking. Former mortal enemies, now uni

I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.

Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.

Alot of great jokes get posted here! However just because you have a joke, doesn't mean it's a dad joke.

THIS IS NOT ABOUT NSFW, THIS IS ABOUT LONG JOKES, BLONDE JOKES, SEXUAL JOKES, KNOCK KNOCK JOKES, POLITICAL JOKES, ETC BEING POSTED IN A DAD JOKE SUB

Try telling these sexual jokes that get posted here, to your kid and see how your spouse likes it.. if that goes well, Try telling one of your friends kid about your sex life being like Coca cola, first it was normal, than light and now zero , and see if the parents are OK with you telling their kid the "dad joke"

I'm not even referencing the NSFW, I'm saying Dad jokes are corny, and sometimes painful, not sexual

So check out r/jokes for all types of jokes

r/unclejokes for dirty jokes

r/3amjokes for real weird and alot of OC

r/cleandadjokes If your really sick of seeing not dad jokes in r/dadjokes

Punchline !

Edit: this is not a post about NSFW , This is about jokes, knock knock jokes, blonde jokes, political jokes etc being posted in a dad joke sub

Edit 2: don't touch the thermostat

Do your worst!

How the hell am I suppose to know when it’s raining in Sweden?

Ants don’t even have the concept fathers, let alone a good dad joke. Keep r/ants out of my r/dadjokes.

But no, seriously. I understand rule 7 is great to have intelligent discussion, but sometimes it feels like 1 in 10 posts here is someone getting upset about the jokes on this sub. Let the mods deal with it, they regulate the sub.

Andean Culture Pack: https://humankind.mod.io/andean-culture-pack

Inca

Era: Early Modern

Affinity: Expansionist

Quote: “The god of the sun still watches over his children”

Legacy Trait: “Children of the Sun:” +2 food per district and +2 production per population on all cities.

Emblematic Quarter: Terrace Farm: Can only be built on mountains, exploits food and industry, can be freely placed. +5 food and +2 industry, -10 stability, +1 farmer slot. Counts as a Farmer's Quarter and Maker's Quarter. +3 food for each adjacent mountain.

“Incan civil engineering was a marvel of its time, transforming sheer cliff-sides into bountiful farmlands.”

Emblematic Unit: Auca Runa. Unlocked at Centralized Power and replaces the Halberdier. 41 Strength, 4 movement, requires 2 population. Unique trait: Mit’a:This unit can cross cliffs and can found new cities as if it were a settler.

“The Incan empire was built, expanded, and maintained through the Mit’a system, where all able-bodied subjects were required to provide tribute in the form of military service or corvee labor.”

Tiwanaku

Era: Medieval

Affinity: Builder

Quote: “Steal not, lie not, be not idle; this is all that matters”

Legacy Trait: “Monumental Feasts” + 10% industry on calm cities. +2 industry per farmer slot on all cities.

Emblematic Quarter: Monolithic Statue. +3 influence and +3 faith. +3 industry and +5 stability per adjacent district. Counts as a Commons Quarter and a Maker’s Quarter. +1 Worker’s Slot on City.

“People travel great distances to gather here and participate in feasting, ceremonies, and the construction of great monuments.”

Emblematic Unit: War Slingers. Unlocked at War Summons, replaces the Crossbowmen. 31 Strength, 3 range, 4 movement, 1 population, Bastion trait.

“Trained from childhood, war slingers excel at raining death on their enemies from on high.”

Nazca

Era: Classical

Affinity: Aesthete

Quote: “O creator, lord of the lake, preserve what you have infused with life for ages without end.”

Legacy Trait: “Fertility Rites” +1 food per influence produced on capital.

Emblematic Quarter: Nazca Lines. -10 stability, +5 influence and +5 faith. +1 food on Farmer's Quarters in city. +1 influence and +2 faith per adjacent sterile terrain or mountain. Can be freely placed.

“The lines above ground depict the sacred shapes of the natural world, while aqueducts are built below. Together, they bring the blessings of the gods to the people.”

Emblematic Unit: Headh

They were cooked in Greece.

I'm surprised it hasn't decade.

Don't you know a good pun is its own reword?

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says "is it just me, or is it hot in here?"

Then the other muffin says "AHH, TALKING MUFFIN!!!"

Now that I listen to albums, I hardly ever leave the house.

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂

It really does, I swear!

Right now, I feel like there's a lot of love for Legion. And for good reason; Legion did a lot of shit right. It did an amazing job of capturing the idea of "Class Fantasy" (in most cases, anyways; not sure about Hunters, imo), the music and visuals were fantastic, and it really felt like a true continuation of the "Warcraft storyline".

However, it certainly didn't do EVERYTHING right. That doesn't mean it was a bad expansion -- I personally believe the good outweighed the bad -- but there were most certainly bad things, too. Bad systems introduced, Argus should've been its own expansion, and as cool as Artifacts were, they wound up stripping away a lot of player choice (ie. 2hand Frost DK's or 1hand Fury), and of course "Legion-daries".

I'm also perpetually disappointed that Arcane Mages didn't get a traditional, Harry Potter-style Wand as their artifact. Such a missed opportunity.

In any case, I thought it would be good to detail not just "which expansions players like", because I think that can lead to learning the wrong lessons. And honestly, even expansions I didn't really care for, did some things I really liked.

So, in no particular order, I'll go with a few things that come to my mind...

***Best "weekly ritual"***: Cataclysm

I honestly didn't like Cataclysm very much, but I liked the overall rhythm of doing a few dungeons each week, and then some raiding. It didn't feel like too much work, to stay up-to-date. Just a good sort of "weekly ritual".

Best raid-progression: The Burning Crusade

I think a lot of people would echo this, but I loved that in TBC, each raid remained relevant until the very end of the expansion. In truth, I don't remember if maybe the Sunwell 5man may have circumvented the need for earlier raids, but I loved the fact that raiding was more of a linear climb. I also kind of miss Vanilla's mantra of having Resist-gear, which would encourage a certain kind of progression, but ultimately TBC worked out the best, IMO.

Best world-exploration: Warlords of Draenor

Another expansion I don't really like, although I mostly hated the story, as well as the Garrisons. And also Ashran; Ashran was fucking awful. I so wish Karabor had been a Capital...

In any case, until addons and later "maps" ruined the fun, I actually kind of enjoyed that in WoD, any time I went out into the world, I was always on the lookout for something. I imagine it was a ton of work, but it was work I genuinely appreciated! And honestly,

And now I’m cannelloni

Because she wanted to see the task manager.

But that’s comparing apples to oranges

And boy are my arms legs.

Heard they've been doing some shady business.

but then I remembered it was ground this morning.

Edit: Thank you guys for the awards, they're much nicer than the cardboard sleeve I've been using and reassures me that my jokes aren't stale

Edit 2: I have already been made aware that Men In Black 3 has told a version of this joke before. If the joke is not new to you, please enjoy any of the single origin puns in the comments

BamBOO!

They’re on standbi

A play on words.

My daughter, Chewbecca, not so much.