🇮🇶’d my brain hard that day
I discovered what's wrong with my brain.
I just finally discovered what's wrong with my brain.
On the left side there's nothing right, and on the right side there's nothing left! 🤣
I wasn't originally going to have a brain transplant....
.....but then I changed my mind.
A technique that has been used for decades
Did you know, if you took out your brain, and laid every neuron out in a line . . .
The mighty Dwayne Johnson!
Brain freeze
My dad is a health care professional and recently had a patient that has been “huffing Freon for the past 18 years.” His response?
“I wonder if he gets really bad brain freeze.”
When that Apple hit Isaac Newton on the head, it gave him a brain embolism
It was a stroke of genius
Did you know that fish are a great source of omega 3, which is great for helping the brain function?
...Just some food for thought.
How did the dentist become a brain surgeon?
I was punned by my own brain
Remember when Albert Einstein lost blood supply to his brain?
It was a real stroke of genius
There are several reasons that a brain fetish is weird.
First one that comes to mind....
The first woman who gave brain had an open mind.
I didn’t think brain surgery was ethnical...
But after a successful surgery the Dr changed my mind
What is Pinky's (of Pinky and the Brain) favorite toy?
A drunk wakes up in jail, "Why am I here officer?"
"For drinking." replies the cop.
"Great" says the man. "When do we start?"
When God was handing out brains
I thought he said trains and I missed mine
When he was handing out noses
I thought he said roses so I asked for a big red one
and he gave it me too
When he was handing out willies
I thought he said chillies
So I asked for a small hot one
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Son: "Dad, what are condoms used for ?"
Dad: "To avoid such questions."
What is the opposite of a croissant?
What do you call a native Alaskan eye doctor??
An Optical Aleutian
I’ll see myself out...
My wife asked for a divorce today, saying I was too un-American.
I saw it coming from a kilometer away.
The vet said our chick has survived through the accident, but his brain was damaged so he’d have to live the rest of his life a vegetable.
Guess we’ll call him Eggplant now
Neurologist said my brain was perfect!
He said it looked like it had never been used!
(True story, that. Meaning that he said it. I'm guessing it's something he enjoys saying to people who he doesn't have to give bad or concerning news to.)
Puns aren’t the aphrodisiac I thought they were.
COVID-19 can cause damage to the brain, heart, and lungs.
Luckily for Trump, he just needs to worry about lung damage.
Forgive my brain, but I felt the urge to share this baby of mine
What happens when you anger a brain surgeon?
They will give you a peace of mind.
The mayor in my city just passed law that male best friends have to have lunch together at least once a week
Well it’s not a law it’s a mandate
A friend of mine went bald years ago, but still carries around an old comb.
He just can't part with it.
Why is “beefstew” an unsafe password to use?
Because it’s not Stroganoff.
I was asked to illustrate a brain fart
There's a term for people like Trump
2 parts to a brain...The left side and a right side.
On the left side, there's nothing right.
On the right side, there's nothing left.
You have 2 parts to a brain...Left and Right...
In the left side, there's nothing right and in the right side, there's nothing left.
At first I wasn't going to get a brain transplant,
but then I changed my mind.
I was all set to get a brain transplant.
I didn't want to have a brain surgery
But the neurosurgeon changed my mind
I decided to have a brain transplant.
I wasn't originally planning on getting a brain transplant
But then I changed my mind
I wasn't originally going to get a brain transplant...
...but then I changed my mind.
I wasn't originally planning to get a brain transplant
But then I changed my mind
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