A list of puns related to "Booths"
Another guy comes up to him and asks “do you have any down lows?” The guy said “sorry I’m all out, you were too slow”
They are both basically Bill Gates.
He was charged with helping the criminal get a weigh.
He was arrested for ear poll-lute-tion.
They say this job really takes a toll
It really takes its toll on me.
They're both poll workers.
The magician pulls a quarter from the fisherman's ear. The fisherman looks at the magician annoyed. The magician says can you do any better? The fisherman says sure and then pauses. The magician says annoyed "How are you going to start the trick. The fisherman just says... Pick a cod, any cod!
Dude said" almost in the right spot..." I stand corrected
I heard he really killed at Ford’s theatre.
It was his Frodo-Booth.
He didn’t want to get in trouble s o he stopped his truck got out and started to pick up each broken piece of the wreckage and spread a creamy substance on it. Then he began fitting the pieces together. In less than 10 minutes, he had the entire tollbooth reconstructed and looking good as new. The toll manager came up to him, impressed and said, “Wow you fixed that fast! What was that stuff you used to stick all the pieces together?”
“Oh”, said the man, “just a bit of Tollgate booth paste“
They made out like bandits.
It rings a bell.
They all groaned or held back smiles. Another friend showed up, I retold it, he laughed out loud.
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