My wife asked, “If someone’s body just isn’t fighting the virus, would getting the vaccine help?”
I told her I think it’s worth a shot
When you die and donate you body to science...
Is my wife dissatisfied with my body?
A tiny part of me says yes.
What do you call someone with no body and nose?
I got my car horn fixed at a Lion King themed shop called Scar's Auto Body.
I used to be a man stuck inside a womans body....
What is the body temperature of a tauntaun?
My son wanted to see what would happen if he drank some of his body spray.
Now he speaks with a strange Axe scent.
What part of the body always loses?
I'm 15 but I have the body of a 6 year old.
No seriously, he's in the freezer.
What is the most boring body of water to cross?
So the doctor sat me down and gently revealed to me me that my child is a boy trapped in a girls body...
...Until my wife gives birth that is. Only three more months to go!
I thought my ballet-themed body art was unique
But then I saw someone who had a tutu tattoo, too.
If I discovered a new element that is slightly denser than the human body.
I would name it hooman, so people could ask are we hooman or are we denser?
There was a lumberjack who moonlighted as a serial killer. He used wood chippers to dispose of the bodies, which is why he was so prolific.
Every once in a while, these guys come out of the woodwork.
Did you guys hear about the guy that had the whole left side of his body amputated?
4 Norse gods, 1 roman God, and 2 astrological bodies walk into a bar
The bartender says: Oh, this is gonna be a week joke
Australian tennis star Bernard Tomic's sister, Ana, agreeing with her friend Ally about the positions of body parts
Doctor: Your body has ran out of Potassium
Introducing the fauna of the human body
My wife just completed a 40 week body building program this morning
It's a girl and weighs 7lbs 12 oz.
A lot of people say they don’t have a racist bone in their body
After all, racism is only skin deep
Doctor: Your body has ran out of magnesium.
Who was the only celebrity with four body parts in his name?
I read a story about twin brothers born with a single body and shared organs.
Age 6 they were separated in a successful 13hr surgery. Later in life they went to prison for armed robbery. They served 10yrs. Afterwards they wrote their book about being ex-con joined twins.
What's the heaviest part of your body?
I just finished making a short film in Russia about Vin Diesel’s body double.
It’s considered a Vin nyet.
I told my kids, "Did you know Albert Einstein had a brother that was an evil scientist who created a monster from body parts and his name was…"
Which is the funniest bone in the human body?
Where's the best place to hide a body?
Page 2 of Google search results.
Honestly? I hated body hair at first, but
Can any body help me?
Can anyone help?
There’s a bloke in this subreddit who calls himself Buster and he’s driving me mad with constant private messages.
Day after day he sends me youtube videos of 70’s glam rockers The Sweet.
Does anyone know the way, there's got to be a way to block Buster.
I've invented a chloroform body spray.
Ladies are always falling for me.
How many bodies are buried in Arlington National Cemetery?
my wife just completed a 40 week body building program this morning.
she's worked very hard and i know it's been difficult for her, but i'm very proud. she's in possibly the best shape of her life and she is once again confident in her own body, but i will endlessly love her despite what she looks like.
what, were you expecting me to say something about a baby?
Doctor: Your body has run out of magnesium!
A man has no body and no nose. Who is he?
When you die and donate your body to science...
What do you call someone with no body and nose?
What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
What do you call a person with no body and no nose?
What part of the body always loses?
What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
"What do you call someone with no body and no nose?"
did you hear about the guy who got the left side of his body cut off?
What part of the body always loses?
What do you call somebody with no body and no nose?
Doctor: Your body is out of magnesium!
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