I used to know a mushroom named Gus who was a blast to hang out with. That changed the day his girlfriend left him.
She said she preferred 2 fun-guy over one fun-Gus.
BREAKING :: Lebanese President Michel Aoun states there will be no additional disaster relief funds for those affected by blast.
A real Lebaneezer Scrooge.
I made up a joke about the sound a tap makes when you turn it on full blast, but no one got it.
Man lives through plutonium blast
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Went into a Salvation Army store and saw a radio. It was turned up full blast but the volume knob was missing. It only cost 1 dollar.
I said boy I can’t turn this down.
Whenever I'm feeling apathetic, I just blast music on my Bluetooth speaker and it reinvigorates me.
I guess you could call it a motivational speaker.
C'mon guys. We're gonna have a blast!
Dad walks into the room and blasts some gas and says....
Hey! Did you hear that asshole talking shit behind my back?!
Every morning when I was in grade school my Dad would blast this song NONSTOP.
Good morning good morning good morning!
Everytime the song would restart the complaining from me and my brothers would be drowned out by the laughter of my Dad.
Playing my guitar on full blast is my forte
My boyfriend's Dad's response to my Mountain Dew Baja Blast
"Oh you got that blue drank? ........it's a hip hop joke"
There was an explosion at the pie factory.
The blast could be heard 3.14 miles away.
The bomb didn't want to go off.
What do you call a dinosaur’s fart?
What did the Silver Surfer say when blasted with hydrogen gas?
AgHHHHHHHHHHHH..
I'll show myself out.
I went to the dynamite convention yesterday
What do you call a warning given out by a rattlesnake?
What do you call an exploding DeLorean
The bro with the tribal tattoos that is blasting Nickleback and is vaping all the time, has an annoying voice.
But it's mostly his axe-scent.
I just installed a brand new Luxe bidet
How did the cockroaches react to nuclear bombings
What did the extremists do at summer camp?
I was involved in a bombing a few years ago.
Such a blast from the past
A pie factory has exploded injuring 4 members of staff
The blast was heard 3.146 miles away!
What did the terrorist wish to his colleague on his birthday?
Congratulations! Have a blast.
Yesterday two astronauts got lost on the dark side of the moon. It was cold and scary, but
on the bright side they had a blast playing in the craters.
I’ve never gone to a gun range before.
I decided to give it a shot.
Just got blasted with this one
My friends Dad got a salt shotgun for Christmas to kill flies with.
Dad: Hey guys, if the cops come to the door and if they ask if we have any weapons, we can tell them we have an A-salt rifle.
Not only did I have a good time at Taco Bell
People with diarrhea literally don't have their shit together.
Bu they're having a blast.
Why did the US nuke Japan?
They thought it was gonna be a blast
What did the floor get when it was naughty?
My friend brought up Hiroshima and Nagasaki in conversation today.
Talk about a blast from the past.
A saw a $1 radio for sale that said the volume knob was stuck on full blast
At that moment I knew I couldnt turn it down
What do you call a caveman's fart?
What do you call a cavemans fart?
What do you call a fart from a caveman?
What do you call a caveman’s fart?
What do you call a caveman fart?
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