I got a job as a bullet

But I was immediately fired.

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👤︎ u/dandan_56
📅︎ Feb 14 2020
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After coming back from the vet and finding my turtle needs surgery.

Me: ::starring blankly while eating dinner:: Wife: Are you just shell shocked at the price?

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👤︎ u/Zcamper
📅︎ Jul 17 2017
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