Now he’s high on the list of people I never want to talk to again.
It’s my jingle bell rock.
The police aren’t helping because there isn’t enough concrete evidence.
It was simply terrible
It’s true I saw it with my own eyes.
He was all bark and no bite
you could go to jail for a very long time?
With a frown, she says "I don't want a lot for Christmas".
Dashing
They climb up a couple of bar stools and have a seat. One of them says to the bartender, "Hey, give me and my partner here a beer would you?"
The bartender replied, "Sorry, we don't serve strings here."
So they climb down off of the bar stools and slither across the floor and out of the bar.
One says to the other,"Lets go down the street. I know of a better bar than this one anyways."
"Now wait a minute, said the other string.This is clearly discrimination!"
"Well what do you intend to do about it?"said the other string?
"I'm going to go back in with a disguise and I'll get that damn beer." So he ties himself in a knot, frazzles up one end of himself,goes back into the bar,slithers across the floor and climbs up the bar stool. He says to the bartender, "I'd like a beer please."
The bartender says," Wait a minute . Aren't you the same piece of string that was in here a while ago?"
So the string said, "No.I'm a frayed knot.
(Banana for scale)
Although what the daft boy wants with an ex box, I'll never know.
The money is good.
I'm on knights this week.
I call it the: Measure Mint
FLANnel
Guy:"Whats this about?" Bartender:"Well, if you can jump up and slap the meat, you get free drinks for the rest of the night. If you miss, you pay for everyones drinks for the next hour. You wanna do it? Guy:"Nah, the steaks are too high."
It was Tit for Tat
A jigsaw pozole.
Im gonna be blunt with you,
A scarf.
See, it's a simple process... just don't pick it up!
Happy cake day to anyone who shares the same as mine!
I know it's hard to believe, but I saw it with my own two eyes.
Obviously a sham rock.
“What are you doing, dad?”
I sigh a long, heavy sigh.
“Not much, just feeling board.”
No, the steaks are too high!
I shit you knot
I told him it was very unfortunate
Toupee
When I asked the keeper why, he said, "It was bread in captivity!"
Rope: One beer, please.
Bartender: We don’t serve rope here.
Rope:walks outside and thinks
Rope:gets an idea, gets excited & messes up its hair
Rope:walks back in to the bar
Rope: One beer, please.
Bartender: Aren’t you that rope I just refused to serve. Rope: Nope, I’m a frayed knot.
Edit: Formatting.
Rookie mistake
Then I got confused because I only saw questions about pi
- Me walking around the Transplant Ward.
She would give birth on the labour board.
For its unhealthy being, it was in eggs-aisle.
I'm sure that must have been a record.
I told him to checkmate.
...especially when I realized it was a play on words.
Actually, nevermind it's tearable.
It’s just water under the fridge.
It's Gorgonzilla!
Me, being fed up with him always boasting, I asked," How could you even do that?"
With a smug smile plastered on his face, he replied," Thermal Signature."
