Johnny and Ruth are biking down a hill.
Ruth hits a tree.
Johnny decides to continue on.
Ruthlessly.
I was biking along a trail today when I ran into my friend Nick
I heard my biking friend had a case of bad insomnia...
He was too tired to do anything
I'll spare a chain of bike puns
What do call a bike trail that shows no empathy.
Why did the bike fall?
Because it was too tired.
why does a bike need a kick stand?
because it's two-tired to stand on it's own
Why is riding a bike, jumping off, then riding a bike again good for the environment?
I bought an exercise bike, but I got rid of it after 2 weeks..
Didn't seem to be getting anywhere.
Why can't the bike ever get up on time?
My bike wheel was crooked, but now it's fixed.
Our family dog used to chase people riding bikes
It got so bad in the end, we had to take the bikes off him.
Just had the police tell my my dog attacked someone on a bike
I said it couldn't have been my dog, he doesn't own a bike
Bought a stationary bike today
but I don't see myself getting anywhere with it.
True story: I was a kid, watching TV in our living room. My dad was outside using the grill. All of a sudden he bursts in the door hopping on one foot yelling “I stepped on a Bee!”
I was so concerned I jumped up and ran over to him...
Earlier that day my friend and I who were really into mountain biking had been using really sticky letters to put our names on our bikes. We were working near the general area of the BBQ.
Apparently I had dropped one...
Stuck to the bottom of my dads foot was the letter B....
A legendary dad joke from a legendary dad.
I yelled “COW” at a woman on a bike.
She flipped me off then hit the cow.
A policeman told me my dog is chasing people on a bike.
I told him my dog doesn't even have a bike.
An Italian man loses his hands from bike accident. What did his parents ask the doctor?
“Will my son able to speak again?”
Where do crazy people ride their bikes?
I avoid bike trails after dark.
They're full of cycle paths.
What did the dirt bike say to the puddle?
Why did all the gym members sign the bike?
Because it was stationary.
I was dismayed this afternoon when my wife told me my 6-year-old son wasn't actually mine.
She then said I need to pay more attention at school pick up.
On this day last year me wife got me a stationary bike for my birthday.
Well it’s a regular bike but it hasn’t moved in 364 days.
"Have you ever done anything good?" St. Peter asked a guy when he showed up at the Pearly Gates. "To protect a young girl I punched the leader of a motorcycle gang, kicked his bike over, and told them all to back off!" said the man. St. Peter was impressed, "When did you do this?"
"Oh, just a couple of minutes ago."
A cop just knocked on my door and told me that my dogs were chasing people on bikes.
Wtf??? My dogs don't even own bikes
need your help to find new multipuns
A while ago i stumbled upon this 4in1 pun:
It's a TV show featuring a motorcycle gang full of bisexual royal norsemen called
Bikings
Mighty redditors can you help me to find more of this kind of multi puns?
A woodcutter once decided to build his own motor bike. He used wood for the frame, wood for the engine, wood for the brakes, and even a wooden gas tank.
Did he ride it? No. It wooden start
What's the difference between a well dressed man on a bike and a poorly dressed man on a unicycle?
I am trying to teach my son how to put the chain back on his bike, but he still can't seem to do it
I guess it must be sprocket science
Every morning after I get out of the house, a bike comes out of nowhere and runs me over.
It's a 5 minute walk from my house to the bar, but a 45 minute walk from the bar to my house...
The difference is staggering
How’s a bike different from a trike?
Not much. There’s really only one wheel difference.
My bike won't stand on it's own.
Why did the bike fall over?
Why did the bike fall over?
I bought a stationary bike...
But I don't see myself getting anywhere with it.
My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot
It got so bad I had to take his bike away
Why did the bike fall over?
Why can’t a bike stand on its own?
A police officer just knocked on my door and told me my dogs are chasing people on bikes.
That’s ridiculous. My dogs don’t even own bikes
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