A man meets a woman at a bar and invites her back to his place...

...She says "I'm on my menstrual cycle".

He replies "Perfect! You can follow me on my mountain bike".

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These jokes never tire me out.

Setting the scene: My fiance, a friend of ours, and I were out mountain biking on a local trail. At the trail head we see a car that looks similar to one that belongs to our other friend "Dan."

Fiance: is that Dan? Me: what? Fiance: that looks like Dan (points to car) Friend: no, that's a car.

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