Caught a dinosaur while bicycling today.
Now I have a megasoreass.
Just accepted new job at a bicycle factory
Gonna be their spokes person
What's the difference between a poorly dressed man on a unicycle, and a well dressed man on a bicycle..?
Why can a bicycle stand on its own?
Why did bicycle go to bed early? Because it was two-tired
Saw a fish riding a bicycle the other day. Shocked, and curious, I asked it, “How on earth is this possible‽” Fish looked at me and said:
Nothing, silly. Fish don’t talk.
I took my bicycle to the bottle shop the other day...
I got a bottle of vodka and put it in the bike's basket. As I was about to leave I thought to myself that if I fell the bottle would break. So I drank all the vodka and then headed home. It turned out to be a really good decision because I fell eleven times on my way home.
Why did the bicycle go to sleep ?
Something is Wrong With My Bicycle,
Why can’t bicycles stand up by themselves?
Because they are two tired.
Why can't bicycles usually stand on their own?
They're usually two tired
Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself?
How does a flower propel a bicycle?
Why didn't the bicycle want to go anywhere?
I heard they’re remaking one of the Lord of the Rings movies, but everyone rides around on bicycles instead of horses.
They’re calling it The Two Tires
My brother has been riding a bicycle since he was 4 years old
Damn he must be very far away by now
What the motto of a Boy Scout who got a badge for fixing a bicycle horn?
Why did the tricycle not hang out with the bicycles?
It felt like a third wheel
Why can't my bicycle go faster than light?
Did you hear how the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?
He was dead lifting.
Edit: Wow! Went to bed, went to work, checked this post, and holy hell did it blow up! Thanks for the awards, funny add-one and dad jokes! This sub is awesome!
What’s the difference between a guy with formal wear on a bicycle and a guy with casual wear on a unicycle?
What do you call a guy who only rides children's bicycles?
What do you call a murder where the perp runs away on a bicycle?
Mum said I would never be able to make a bicycle out of spaghetti
Well I did, and you should’ve seen her face when I rode pasta
Why did the bicycle fall over?
Because it was 2-tired. (Courtesy of my daughter)
What's the difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle and a well dressed man on a bicycle?
What's the difference between a well dressed man on a bicycle and a poorly dressed man on a tricycle?
What is the difference between a man in a tuxedo riding a bicycle and a bum on a tricycle?
What's the difference between a well-dressed man on a bicycle, and a poorly-dressed man on a unicycle?
What’s the difference between a well dressed man on a bicycle and a poorly dressed man on a unicycle?
What’s the difference between a poorly dressed man on a unicycle and a well-dressed man on a bicycle?
Why did the bicycle fall over?
Because it was too tired..
What’s the difference between a well dressed man on a unicycle and a badly dressed man on a bicycle?
Why did the bicycle fall over?
"Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?"
Why did the bicycle fall over?
Why did the bicycle fall down?
Why couldn't the bicycle stand on its own?
Why can’t a bicycle stand up by itself?
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?
What's the difference between a poorly dressed monkey on a tricycle and a well-dressed monkey on a bicycle?
Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up?
Because it was two tired.
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?
What is the difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle and a well dressed man on a bicycle?
Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself?
I went to the bottle shop the other day on my bicycle...
bought a bottle of whiskey and put it in the bicycle basket. As I was about to leave, I thought to myself that if I fell off my bike, the bottle would break.
So I drank all the whiskey and then rode home.
It turned out to be a very good decision, because I fell off the bike seven times on the way home!
Why cant the bicycle stand on one leg
Why did the bicycle fall over?
Because it was too tired.
What is the difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle and a well dressed man on a bicycle ?
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up on its own?
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