Caught a dinosaur while bicycling today.

Now I have a megasoreass.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Aerik
πŸ“…︎ Sep 08 2014
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Just accepted new job at a bicycle factory

Gonna be their spokes person

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πŸ‘€︎ u/larryb78
πŸ“…︎ Jan 29 2021
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What's the difference between a poorly dressed man on a unicycle, and a well dressed man on a bicycle..?

Attire.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HugoZHackenbush2
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25 2021
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Why can a bicycle stand on its own?

It's two tired

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πŸ‘€︎ u/punvirus
πŸ“…︎ Jan 21 2021
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Why did bicycle go to bed early? Because it was two-tired
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Matisqo
πŸ“…︎ Jan 17 2021
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Saw a fish riding a bicycle the other day. Shocked, and curious, I asked it, β€œHow on earth is this possible‽” Fish looked at me and said:

Nothing, silly. Fish don’t talk.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/martianrome
πŸ“…︎ Jan 02 2021
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I took my bicycle to the bottle shop the other day...

I got a bottle of vodka and put it in the bike's basket. As I was about to leave I thought to myself that if I fell the bottle would break. So I drank all the vodka and then headed home. It turned out to be a really good decision because I fell eleven times on my way home.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NeGuy1
πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2020
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Why did the bicycle go to sleep ?

It was two tyred.

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2020
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Something is Wrong With My Bicycle,

it doesn't Go Straight.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Haycutter69
πŸ“…︎ Sep 29 2020
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Why can’t bicycles stand up by themselves?

Because they are two tired.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/obenssonosias
πŸ“…︎ Oct 16 2020
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Why can't bicycles usually stand on their own?

They're usually two tired

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dizzie222
πŸ“…︎ Oct 26 2020
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Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two-tired

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MangoAway17
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2020
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How does a flower propel a bicycle?

It petals!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sir_Pluses
πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2020
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Why didn't the bicycle want to go anywhere?

It was two tired.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/snuggeybug
πŸ“…︎ Aug 11 2020
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I heard they’re remaking one of the Lord of the Rings movies, but everyone rides around on bicycles instead of horses.

They’re calling it The Two Tires

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LEGOM3426
πŸ“…︎ Nov 09 2020
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My brother has been riding a bicycle since he was 4 years old

Damn he must be very far away by now

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HassanMoRiT
πŸ“…︎ Oct 02 2020
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What the motto of a Boy Scout who got a badge for fixing a bicycle horn?

Beep Repaired!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mmbossman
πŸ“…︎ Oct 13 2020
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Why did the tricycle not hang out with the bicycles?

It felt like a third wheel

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Sep 14 2020
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Why can't my bicycle go faster than light?

Because it is two-tired

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πŸ‘€︎ u/code_punk_
πŸ“…︎ Sep 23 2020
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Did you hear how the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?

He was dead lifting.

Edit: Wow! Went to bed, went to work, checked this post, and holy hell did it blow up! Thanks for the awards, funny add-one and dad jokes! This sub is awesome!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/35mmPirate
πŸ“…︎ Oct 20 2020
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What’s the difference between a guy with formal wear on a bicycle and a guy with casual wear on a unicycle?

Attire

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πŸ‘€︎ u/teriyaki_sauced
πŸ“…︎ Jul 26 2019
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What do you call a guy who only rides children's bicycles?

A pedalfile

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JDDDouble
πŸ“…︎ Jul 29 2020
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What do you call a murder where the perp runs away on a bicycle?

A drive bike shooting

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 26 2020
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Mum said I would never be able to make a bicycle out of spaghetti

Well I did, and you should’ve seen her face when I rode pasta

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mummifiedllama
πŸ“…︎ Apr 02 2020
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Why did the bicycle fall over?

Because it was 2-tired. (Courtesy of my daughter)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/darth-noxious
πŸ“…︎ Mar 30 2020
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What's the difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle and a well dressed man on a bicycle?

Attire

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lolyfe-dc
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2020
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What's the difference between a well dressed man on a bicycle and a poorly dressed man on a tricycle?

A tire.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/winnt7
πŸ“…︎ Dec 19 2020
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What is the difference between a man in a tuxedo riding a bicycle and a bum on a tricycle?

Attire

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NeGuy1
πŸ“…︎ Feb 01 2021
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What's the difference between a well-dressed man on a bicycle, and a poorly-dressed man on a unicycle?

Attire

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πŸ‘€︎ u/professorf
πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2020
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What’s the difference between a well dressed man on a bicycle and a poorly dressed man on a unicycle?

A tire

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AdmanOK
πŸ“…︎ Dec 26 2020
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What’s the difference between a poorly dressed man on a unicycle and a well-dressed man on a bicycle?

Attire.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MediocrePay
πŸ“…︎ Aug 25 2020
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Why did the bicycle fall over?

Because it was too tired..

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 23 2020
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What’s the difference between a well dressed man on a unicycle and a badly dressed man on a bicycle?

Attire

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jaxerfp
πŸ“…︎ Nov 29 2020
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Why did the bicycle fall over?

It was two tired.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/qubirt
πŸ“…︎ Nov 30 2020
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"Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?"

"It was two tired."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PersonWalker
πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2020
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Why did the bicycle fall over?

It was two tired πŸ˜‚

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πŸ‘€︎ u/balkso
πŸ“…︎ Oct 09 2020
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Why did the bicycle fall down?

Because it is two tired.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/touchit1ce
πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2020
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand on its own?

It was two tired.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dudebrostien
πŸ“…︎ Nov 08 2020
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Why can’t a bicycle stand up by itself?

It’s two tired

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bob-Frapples
πŸ“…︎ Nov 07 2020
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Odinnextgen
πŸ“…︎ Oct 24 2020
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What's the difference between a poorly dressed monkey on a tricycle and a well-dressed monkey on a bicycle?

Attire

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wolfalberto
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2019
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Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up?

Because it was two tired.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rav4xle
πŸ“…︎ May 25 2020
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired..

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SomeRacoon555
πŸ“…︎ Aug 18 2020
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What is the difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle and a well dressed man on a bicycle?

Attire

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πŸ‘€︎ u/loucatelli
πŸ“…︎ May 06 2020
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Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FlintTheDad
πŸ“…︎ Sep 04 2020
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I went to the bottle shop the other day on my bicycle...

bought a bottle of whiskey and put it in the bicycle basket. As I was about to leave, I thought to myself that if I fell off my bike, the bottle would break.

So I drank all the whiskey and then rode home.

It turned out to be a very good decision, because I fell off the bike seven times on the way home!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/growupyall
πŸ“…︎ Aug 20 2020
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Why cant the bicycle stand on one leg

Because it's two tired

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πŸ‘€︎ u/the-dark-stallion
πŸ“…︎ Aug 08 2020
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Why did the bicycle fall over?

Because it was too tired.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TicklemeFTR
πŸ“…︎ Jul 27 2020
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What is the difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle and a well dressed man on a bicycle ?

Attire

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ May 15 2020
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up on its own?

It was two tired.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/politicalmonster1
πŸ“…︎ May 12 2020
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