What's the medical term for a tandem bicycle.

Conjoined Schwinns.

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I saw a cyclist riding close to a steep cliff. He hit some gravel and veered away from the road toward the precipice. At the last minute he saved himself by jumping from his bike.

For a moment, I thought he was gone with the Schwinn.

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I saw my bike get stolen, but by the time I tried to catch the thief...

they were Gone with the Schwinn.

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