How do you identify a friendly biker?

By the flies between his teeth

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What do you call a biker gang that sells bread?

Hells bagels

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/imboredwithlyf
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Why did the biker go to jail?

He was peddling drugs.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/n3rv0u5
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On the news this morning, they reported about a mountain biker who was chased by a Grizzly.

He bearly made it.

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Me, to the biker gang leader: I thought we were supposed to ride our bikes together at the same speed!

Biker gang leader: Yes, but for the love of God, Stop calling it โ€œsynchronizing our cyclesโ€.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/porichoygupto
๐Ÿ“…︎ Dec 27 2018
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Cheating Biker

Why did the biker wear cheetah print?

So they could be more easily spotted.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/SemperFluo
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A new gang of wheelchair bikers have come into town...

They call themselves the Rampscallions.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/AdvantaJeous
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A priest, a doctor, and a biker walk into a bar...

They said it really hurt.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Boom223
๐Ÿ“…︎ Feb 09 2019
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Biker on his hog. (repost from /r/atbge)
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Syllogism19
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"Look at this fancy biker bar," he said.
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/matlockga
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Got Dad joked by an old biker at the bar last night

At the bar last night this old biker had on a Halo 3 shirt. Making small talk, I jokingly asked him if he was a big gamer. He replied that hes shot an elk or two before. I was speechless.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/triflinofay
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"Have you ever done anything good?" St. Peter asked a guy when he showed up at the Pearly Gates. "To protect a young girl I punched the leader of a motorcycle gang, kicked his bike over, and told them all to back off!" said the man. St. Peter was impressed, "When did you do this?"

"Oh, just a couple of minutes ago."

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Jan_Tik
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Burnt my hawaiian pizza last night.

Should have put the oven on aloha setting!

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Bunit5
๐Ÿ“…︎ Feb 08 2019
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What the morpherman said
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/vinicius7889
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13 Harley's passed me on the interstate....

It was a biker's dozen.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/dunn_with_this
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Why do you not have brakes?

Today as I was locking my bike to the bike rack, I saw another biker approaching the bike rack at a high speed. Instead of using his brakes to slow down he was using his shoes to slow down. It looked scary at first because it looked like he was going to crash into the rack. When he finally stopped, we had this exchange:

Me: "Do you not have brakes, or something?"

Him: "No, and I haven't used brakes in months now"

Me: "Why? Did they ... break?" followed by this gesture (โ˜ž๏พŸใƒฎ๏พŸ)โ˜ž

He didn't even look at me and just walked away.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/FrameWork0
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While watching Sons of Anarchy

The first episode is titled "Pilot?"

Yea, dad.

Hmmm.. I thought this was about bikers, not airplanes.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/FuckedAsBored
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Waiting to be picked up.

So I was waiting after school for my dad to pick me up and he had me go to the gas station by the school. I get there and there's a cyclist group just resting drinking waters, etc. My dad pulls up and I get in the car as he asks "Were you nervous waiting being around all those bikers?"

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