By the flies between his teeth
Hells bagels
He was peddling drugs.
He bearly made it.
Biker gang leader: Yes, but for the love of God, Stop calling it โsynchronizing our cyclesโ.
Why did the biker wear cheetah print?
So they could be more easily spotted.
They call themselves the Rampscallions.
They said it really hurt.
At the bar last night this old biker had on a Halo 3 shirt. Making small talk, I jokingly asked him if he was a big gamer. He replied that hes shot an elk or two before. I was speechless.
"Oh, just a couple of minutes ago."
Should have put the oven on aloha setting!
It was a biker's dozen.
Today as I was locking my bike to the bike rack, I saw another biker approaching the bike rack at a high speed. Instead of using his brakes to slow down he was using his shoes to slow down. It looked scary at first because it looked like he was going to crash into the rack. When he finally stopped, we had this exchange:
Me: "Do you not have brakes, or something?"
Him: "No, and I haven't used brakes in months now"
Me: "Why? Did they ... break?" followed by this gesture (โ๏พใฎ๏พ)โ
He didn't even look at me and just walked away.
The first episode is titled "Pilot?"
Yea, dad.
Hmmm.. I thought this was about bikers, not airplanes.
So I was waiting after school for my dad to pick me up and he had me go to the gas station by the school. I get there and there's a cyclist group just resting drinking waters, etc. My dad pulls up and I get in the car as he asks "Were you nervous waiting being around all those bikers?"
