A big cat was spotted winning every race he ran.

He was a cheetah

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📅︎ Dec 26 2020
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What do you call a big cat that doesn't play by the rules?

A cheetah!

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📅︎ Nov 03 2020
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"Huh, why are those big cats over there *blue*?"

"Oh, they're just a hyper-lynx."

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👤︎ u/jorg2
📅︎ Jan 13 2021
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My wife was commenting on one of our cats and its big belly. I said, "I don't get it. She eats protein all day...

...she's on Catkins."
(one of these days my wife's eyes are gonna get stuck in the eye-rolling position)

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📅︎ Jan 28 2021
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You should never invite big cats to a games night

They are dirty cheetahs, and if they deny they are, they are lion

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👤︎ u/Pusilli
📅︎ Sep 02 2020
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The head of Big Cat Rescue and the female antagonist in the hit Netflix documentary has been arrested after holding up an ice cream shop.

Police are reporting that it was Baskin-Robbins.

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📅︎ Apr 28 2020
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If I ever ran into a big cat in the jungle, I'd probably puma pants.
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📅︎ Jun 16 2019
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I was looking through a book about Big Cats with my son...

Pointing to one with spots I asked, "What's this one?"

"A leopard!" He replied.

"No, it's a cheetah actually. Ypu can tell because the black marks by its eyes make it look like it's crying. Do you know why it was crying?" I asked.

"..."

"Because cheetahs never win!"

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👤︎ u/Khclarkson
📅︎ Dec 06 2019
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Why did the big cats get divorce?

Because the husband was a cheetah

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👤︎ u/etawong
📅︎ May 15 2019
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What do you call a cat that's big and mean?

A meane coon! (Get it? maine coon, meane coon)

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📅︎ Mar 19 2019
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What do you call a big cat with skin problems?

A danderlion

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📅︎ Jul 18 2019
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It looks like some big cat was trying to use steroids to win the contest!

Even though it might look like he's lion, I'm pretty sure he ain't a cheetah

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👤︎ u/TJPancaker
📅︎ Jul 11 2019
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I named my big cat Dan because he likes small weed-like flowers

Dan de lion

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📅︎ Aug 06 2018
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What do you call a big pile of cats?

A meow-tain!

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👤︎ u/pden0
📅︎ Oct 16 2017
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What do you call a hearing impaired big cat?

Def Leppard

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📅︎ Nov 04 2017
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A big cat escaped its cage at the zoo yesterday

If I saw that I'd puma pants

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📅︎ Sep 01 2016
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Did you hear the one about the lady who mistook a big dusty cat for a flower?

It turned out to be a dander lion.

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👤︎ u/Torley_
📅︎ Jul 29 2018
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Just went to a safari to see all the big cats.

They were just lion around.

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👤︎ u/wallaba4
📅︎ Apr 23 2018
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Why doesnt the elephant trust the big cat?

Because he's always lion.

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📅︎ Mar 28 2018
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I took my kids to the zoo to see the big cats.

Picture

(You can just tell how my son felt about the joke)

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📅︎ Feb 29 2016
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What do you do when you want to see some videos of big cats?

You click some Lynx

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👤︎ u/thtoast
📅︎ Sep 03 2016
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Why was the big cat disqualified from the race?

Because it was a cheetah.

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👤︎ u/notdadbot
📅︎ Nov 15 2019
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Why was the big cat disqualified from the race?

Because it was a cheetah.

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👤︎ u/notdadbot
📅︎ Nov 17 2019
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Why was the big cat disqualified from the race?

Because it was a cheetah.

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👤︎ u/notdadbot
📅︎ Nov 16 2019
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Why was the big cat disqualified from the race?

Because it was a cheetah.

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👤︎ u/RobRoy333
📅︎ Jul 04 2019
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Why should you never play games with big cats?

Because they're lion cheetahs

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👤︎ u/cleimk27
📅︎ Mar 02 2019
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Why was the big cat disqualified from the race?

Because it was a cheetah

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👤︎ u/catalyst44
📅︎ May 08 2019
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Why was the big cat disqualified from the race?

It was a cheetah

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👤︎ u/Winger910
📅︎ Aug 28 2018
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Why was the big cat disqualified from the race?

Because it was a cheetah

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👤︎ u/N0B0dyyy
📅︎ Nov 16 2016
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What do you call a big pile of cats?

A Meowntain.

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👤︎ u/Dankaay
📅︎ Oct 30 2015
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