A list of puns related to "Behaviours"
Now I drink all alone.
He was a danger to himself and udders.
Because they add U to everything
I think it followed ocean's ethical cod.
But I know it’s just cultured behaviour
They hang around bars 24/7.
He told my brothers and even my dad to be on their best behaviour, and not to be making inappropriate jokes at the dinner table.
We'd just sat down to dinner when he turned and asked my girlfriend
"What do you call a gay dinosaur? Mega Sore Ass!"
So I'm discussing with my dad what I want to study this fall. I let him know that I like working with people in one way or another.
Me: In the end I think I stand between socionomy and sociology. If I study socionomy, I'll learn about social services and laws related to devolpment of society. If I study sociology, I'll learn about various social behaviour, relations and institutions.
Dad: How about studying sociopathy? Then you'd be great at annoying people!
*"Hey dad, I passed probation at <Company I recently started at> today" *
"Does that mean you get some days off for good behaviour?"
"No, but it does mean that they can't fire me at will"
"Who is Will? "
Walked right into that one...
He was considered to be a danger to himself and udders.
He was a danger to himself and udders.
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