My brother and I are working on a tight deadline in making Dracula action figures.
I have to make every second Count.
My friends say I make too many action movie puns.......
I told them I can't help it, old habits DIE HARD.
Got a email today from a 'Bored Housewife, 32, looking for some action."
I've sent her my ironing. That'll keep her busy.
Where do toy stores keep their Terminator action figures?
People say I don't think about my actions before I make them
When I was in charge of editing an action movie, I noticed an unnecessary scene that was only slowing down the plot.
So I decided to just cut to the chase.
Voting is democracy in action. Not voting is democracy inaction.
I bought my kids Avengers action figures for Christmas so I don’t have to sit and build.
They were already assembled.
Here we see two birds of prey in full action
Or nuns as they are more commonly clawed
What do action heroes do when they die?
They drop kick the bucket.
My friend got me an action figure of a birdman with an abacus for Christmas
I didn’t really want it but it’s the Thoth that counts
Hugh Jackman is making a live action Frosty movie where he joins the circus!
It’s called The Greatest Snowman.
I finally see why people don’t like the live action DC films!
Because they don’t do the heroes justice
I’ve started turning puns into homemade action figures.
I watched a film about a goverment loan. There was a lot of action.
Take responsibility for your actions.
Action figures without the Little Green Army Man footplate:
In the Disney animated picture, Ratatouille, Remy controls Linguini actions by pulling his hair, giving him a perfect palette. The little chef’s squeak is the only other voice Linguini ever really hears at home.
I guess you could say Remy is Linguini’s voice of season
Hollywood is going to make an action movie about the great composers.
Sylvester Stallone said "I'll be Beethoven".
Bruce Willis said "I'll be Mozart".
Arnold Schwarzenegger said "I'll be Bach".
Action Movie
Have you heard about the Bollywood action movie about a baker? Critics say it's naan stop action.
Matt Damon is severely depressed because he keeps getting typecast as an action hero.
He sometimes wishes he’d never been Bourne.
What happened to the pilgrims who were involved in a class action lawsuit.
They reached a settlement.
You know, we probably could have stopped Coronavirus if we took action last year...
Oh well. You know what they say, hindsight is 2020!
Why don’t people take action against global warming?
Some people just want to watch the world burn
Hey kids! Get in here! We're playing Quake with a bunch of cows, and then watching a Disney live action remake about a legendary female warrior!
Mama fly and baby fly were hanging out at the coroner’s office. The coroner was enjoying a sandwich while he performed an autopsy. Baby fly landed on the sandwich as the coroner took a bite. Mama fly jumped into action and hit the man in the eye and baby fly escaped out of his mouth.
. Mama fly looked into baby fly’s eyes and said,
“Nobody puts baby in a coroner”
I asked the shop assistant where the Terminator action figures were.
She said "Aisle B, back".
My daughter asked me for a recommendation for a good book. I told her I had the perfect book in my collection for her to read. It has drama, romance, betrayal, excitement, action, love, loss, heroes, villians, mystery and puzzles. Pretty much everything really. Excitedly she asked me for it.
I handed her the dictionary.
My wife caught me performing an action scene from The Matrix, but luckily she thought I was doing yoga exercises.
Which musical instrument is most likely to take legal action against the others?
Do you think Bruce Willis will always make action movies?
Because you know what they say about old habits. They...
Action movies are just like camping
They can both get really in-tents
I heard Netflix is making a live action 'My Hero Acedemia' with Matthew Mcconaughey...
Hes going to star as All Might, All Might, All Might.
I was key grip on a film set once, when the guy who yells "action" tripped on a cable and sliced himself open...
It was the director's cut.
Help! I can’t stop collecting Wonder Woman action figures!
Pelvis wants a little less conversation and a little more action please
My brother and I are on a tight deadline to make Dracula action figures.
I have to make every second Count.
My brother and I are on a tight deadline to make a bunch of Dracula action figures.
I have to make every second Count.
My brother and I make Dracula action figures for a living, and we are on a really tight deadline.
I have to make every second Count.
My brother and I are on a tight deadline to make Dracula action figures.
I have to make every second Count.
Matt Damon is severely depressed because he keeps getting typecast as an action hero.
He wishes he was never Bourne.
Bruce Willis will probably keep making action movies, because you know what they say about old habits...
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