At first, I didn't like having a beard.
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︎ Mar 02 2021
I walked in the shop, glimpsing my beard covered in snow as I entered
"You're a few weeks late aren't you Santa?" the girl behind the counter joked, smiling.
"Ho, ho, ho!" I fired back at her, in an uncharacteristic misogynistic outburst.
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︎ Jan 08 2021
I just shaved my beard off but left behind a big ol dirty moustache
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︎ Dec 22 2020
What do you call somebody who's addicted to trimming beards?
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︎ Oct 31 2020
I donβt like beards
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︎ Nov 21 2020
I didn't like my new beard at first..
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︎ Nov 17 2020
Rhett is not the same man without his beard
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︎ Mar 05 2020
How does a lumberjack trim his beard?
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︎ Oct 28 2020
I have never liked beardsβ¦
Then they started to grow on me.
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︎ Sep 26 2020
My wife asked me if I like my new beard.
I told her it's growing on me.
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︎ Sep 16 2020
At first, I didn't like my beard.
But its really starting to grow on me.
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︎ Sep 27 2020
Then I said "Your beard makes you look thinner"
.....but that didn't seem to cheer her up
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︎ Sep 09 2020
i used to hate my long hair and beard.
but it really grew on me.
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︎ Jul 13 2020
Gotta love beards
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︎ Nov 14 2019
Why was Pavlov's beard so soft?
Because he conditioned it.
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︎ Nov 15 2019
My friends tell me I'm like a beard..
I grow down or sideways, but I never grow up!
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︎ Jun 17 2020
I didnβt like my beard before
But lately, itβs been growing on me.
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︎ May 08 2020
I decided to grow out a quarantine beard. I'm not really sure why, I guess I just had a wild hair.
I didn't really like it at first, but I have to say it's really grown on me.
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︎ Jun 03 2020
I trimmed my beard too short.
I wasnβt sure about how It looked but it grew on me!
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︎ Apr 30 2020
I vowed not to shave during the COVID-19 quarantine. My wife doesn't like my beard.
But it's really growing on me.
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︎ Apr 27 2020
I grew a beard in isolation and I asked my daughter "Should I shave my beard?β she said "No Dad, it's grown on me"
I said "Funnily enough it's grown on me too!"
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︎ Apr 17 2020
My dad is always embarrassed about cutting himself while getting rid of his beard, so he locks himself in the bathroom...
I guess heβs just trying to shave faceβ¦
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︎ Mar 12 2020
My fiance told me she likes my beard and that it's starting to grow on her
I told her: No, it's growing on me
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︎ Nov 29 2019
In my company, you have to agree to not shaving beard in the contract
It's called the Santa Clause
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︎ Feb 27 2020
What do balding guys and teen beards have in common?
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︎ Jan 08 2020
The other day I ran into someone who was shocked that I had grown a beard
To which I said, βI grew it over winter, but Iβm thinking of shaving it off. Only itβs been growing on meβ
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︎ Feb 28 2020
I started growing a beard a few weeks ago
My wife hates it, but it's really growing on me.
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︎ Oct 23 2019
Dad walks in tell me (who just started dreading having to shave) and says: I too didn't like my beard at first.
Then it grew on me. finger guns
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︎ Dec 13 2019
My wife sent me an article that says men's beards have more germs than dogs.
I said of course. There are no dogs in my beard.
https://imgur.com/B7mUpUc
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︎ Apr 17 2019
I'm liking my new beard
It eventually grew on me.
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︎ Sep 06 2019
Why was the man with a beard in pain?
Because he had a mustache.
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︎ Jan 01 2020
What do you call a Chinese dragon's beard?
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︎ Dec 25 2019
If you don't like your new beard, just give it time...
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︎ Dec 28 2019
What do you call James Bond with no beard ?
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︎ Jul 07 2019
I didn't think I would really like having a beard,
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︎ Nov 13 2019
Who can shave 20 times a day and still grow a beard?
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︎ Jun 26 2019
At first I didnβt like my beard
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︎ Oct 18 2020
My wife told me that my quarantine beard is really growing on her.
What do you know, it's growing on me too.
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︎ Aug 05 2020
Friend: How do you like your new beard? Me:
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︎ Apr 16 2020
Started growing a coronavirus beard at first I didn't like it...
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︎ May 06 2020
I wasn't sure I'd like my quarantine beard
but I can say it's definitely grown on me.
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︎ Apr 28 2020
I asked my wife if my COVID beard was growing on her...
"Because it's growing on me."
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︎ Apr 27 2020
Wasnβt so sure about my beard originally
But then it grew on me π§π»
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︎ Jan 30 2020
At first, I didn't like my beard.
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︎ Feb 12 2020
I didn't like my beard too much before
But now it's starting to really grow on me.
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︎ Sep 13 2019
I grew out my beard in November. Here I am about to shave it off but...
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︎ Dec 06 2019
Why was Pavlov's beard so soft?
Because he conditioned it.
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︎ Oct 28 2019
Why was Pavlov's beard so soft?
Because he conditioned it.
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︎ Nov 04 2019
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