Bear Out Puns

A list of puns related to "Bear Out"

So a bear walks out of the woods onto a golf course

The golfers didn't want to bear with him about the whereabouts of Tiger Woods and ran towards another bearing.

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👤︎ u/jimalexp
📅︎ Mar 29 2021
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My roomba went out my front door and a pack of bears attacked it, an eagle carried it away to the ocean, and a shark finished it off.

Nature abhors a vacuum.

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👤︎ u/dingogordy
📅︎ Jan 25 2021
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What cheese gets bears out of trees?

Camembert

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👤︎ u/Fitzy_7
📅︎ Feb 05 2021
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I just ate a burger made out of bear meat

It was very gristly.

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👤︎ u/vwraider
📅︎ Oct 30 2020
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What kind of cheese will entice a bear out of a cave?

Camembert.

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👤︎ u/Gil-Gandel
📅︎ Oct 08 2020
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Why don't koalas hang out with other bears?

Because they don't meet the koala-ifications

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👤︎ u/infinitywee
📅︎ Aug 28 2020
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I was at work when i passed by the interviewer's office and saw a small bear walk out depressed, I went in and asked "Whats his deal?"

They said he wasn't Koalafied

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👤︎ u/Waterburst789
📅︎ Apr 23 2020
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I don't understand why the Australian authorities haven't called out the lady sheep to deal with the fires. Everyday, when I was a child, Smokey the Bear was on TV telling me,

"Only EWE can prevent forest fires."

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👤︎ u/slowshot
📅︎ Jan 08 2020
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What do you call a bear standing out in the rain?

A drizzly bear.

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👤︎ u/J_S_M_K
📅︎ Jul 19 2019
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Two hunters went out to hunt grizzly. As they drove up the mountain road, they saw a sign that said "Bear Left"...

...so they went home.

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👤︎ u/norrisrw
📅︎ Jun 19 2019
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I carved this bear out of some wood

It’s just a whittle bear

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👤︎ u/fat-bandit
📅︎ Jan 29 2019
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Dog's 'cancer' turned out to be four teddy bears

Thankfully, it was bear-nign.

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👤︎ u/htmlarson
📅︎ Apr 20 2018
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If your out camping with friends what's the number one rule if y'all are chased by a bear?

Make sure you outrun at least one of them! And be beary beary fast!

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👤︎ u/coma84
📅︎ Apr 04 2018
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Check out this new subreddit, made for entirely bear puns reddit.com/r/unbearable
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👤︎ u/CoyBoi69
📅︎ Jun 06 2016
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What kind of cheese do you use to get a bear out of a tree?

Camembert camembert.

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👤︎ u/waffel-daddy
📅︎ Sep 09 2020
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What cheese do you use to get a bear out of a cave?

Camembert! Camembert!

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👤︎ u/lez566
📅︎ Mar 05 2020
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What do you call a bear caught out in the rain?

A drizzly bear!

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👤︎ u/sparks_ix
📅︎ Feb 22 2017
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