What did the sailor do when all of the bathrooms were occupied?
He sea-wee'd.
Why does the devil only use Finnish bathrooms?
They have the world's only hell sinki
What military base has the most secure bathrooms?
Fart Knox.
Kids these days are stealing soap dispensers from school bathrooms...
I guess it would be a pretty clean getaway.
Some cities have bathrooms that you pay to use.
You could say they are charging a Pee-mium.
Campground bathrooms are always behind the times.
They're all past tents.
[Pun request] I need a child appropriate pun that could make a good TV show title about hunting for ghosts in bathrooms
People! The public bathrooms are for peeing only!
Either you're in, or you're out!
Did you hear about the band that only performs in bathrooms?
I'm not surprised, they're washed up
Why did Anna and Elsa install air dryers in all of the castle bathrooms?
To make it Hans free
My friend said he doesn’t care about bathrooms
I give a shit
I hear there aren't enough bathrooms for the NYE celebration in Time Square.
They really dropped the ball on that one.
I'm claustrophobic and hate tiny bathrooms
they scare the shit out of me!
Every time I knock on the bathroom's door and my dad is in there
He yells "Come in" and I groan every time.
