Dad Jokes are great and all, but I'm more into Sun Jokes. They're a little st-upiter and talk about Uranus a lot, but they're equally funny.
I went to practice my joke routine at a cemetery recently. The audience was really lifeless. Except for this one guy, he had a really deadpan laugh though.
She kept telling me that I need vipers.
So I'm due to be a dad in the next week or so, and I have been putting off learning some good dad jokes and I'd like to have some prepared for the foreseeable future since I need these til I pass on or go senile. But that's in Africa so I don't think I'll ever senile. (1st attempt?)
Because they literally make-up everything.
Shout out to my 9yo daughter who came up with this banger all by herself. For the street cred, kid! Happy Friday all!
It's a real banger.
Because they’re all head bangers. (Credit to my 11 year old).
It was a proper banger.
I heard it’s a real banger.
