A banger right there!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/wakandaa_foreva
πŸ“…︎ Jul 16 2020
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Ahahah what a banger πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ‘Œ
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cinaeda
πŸ“…︎ Aug 29 2019
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Dude’s going to Maine and there’s a city called β€œBangor” which is kind of like the word β€œbanger” which means really cool, fun, great, etc.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/jt146
πŸ“…︎ Aug 02 2019
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Alright I got two bangers here

Dad Jokes are great and all, but I'm more into Sun Jokes. They're a little st-upiter and talk about Uranus a lot, but they're equally funny.

I went to practice my joke routine at a cemetery recently. The audience was really lifeless. Except for this one guy, he had a really deadpan laugh though.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cyrus_Leo
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2019
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Absolute banger
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Slapshot_151
πŸ“…︎ Nov 06 2018
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I was driving my German girlfriend around in my older banger, the heavy rain clattering against my windshield. As the journey went on, I realised that she has this really weird obsession with snakes.

She kept telling me that I need vipers.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2018
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Need some banger dad jokes for my soon to be born daughter

So I'm due to be a dad in the next week or so, and I have been putting off learning some good dad jokes and I'd like to have some prepared for the foreseeable future since I need these til I pass on or go senile. But that's in Africa so I don't think I'll ever senile. (1st attempt?)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jakanato
πŸ“…︎ Oct 17 2017
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How do you make Lady Gaga cry?

Poker Face

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ExtraSure
πŸ“…︎ May 07
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I once fucked a person...

It's a banger story

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Raaxen
πŸ“…︎ Apr 24
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Why can’t you like an atom? βš›οΈ

Because they literally make-up everything.

Shout out to my 9yo daughter who came up with this banger all by herself. For the street cred, kid! Happy Friday all!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/2aireishuman
πŸ“…︎ Feb 12
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I just made a song about hammers.

It's a real banger.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/person7849
πŸ“…︎ Dec 01 2020
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How do you know all woodpeckers love heavy metal music?

Because they’re all head bangers. (Credit to my 11 year old).

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πŸ‘€︎ u/IsaacPickle
πŸ“…︎ Oct 18 2020
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My brother just made a new song about his hair.

It was a proper banger.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DeezBalls41
πŸ“…︎ Mar 14 2020
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You heard about the Astros’ new single album?

I heard it’s a real banger.

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