Alright I got two bangers here
Dad Jokes are great and all, but I'm more into Sun Jokes. They're a little st-upiter and talk about Uranus a lot, but they're equally funny.
I went to practice my joke routine at a cemetery recently. The audience was really lifeless. Except for this one guy, he had a really deadpan laugh though.
Dude’s going to Maine and there’s a city called “Bangor” which is kind of like the word “banger” which means really cool, fun, great, etc.
I was driving my German girlfriend around in my older banger, the heavy rain clattering against my windshield. As the journey went on, I realised that she has this really weird obsession with snakes.
She kept telling me that I need vipers.
Need some banger dad jokes for my soon to be born daughter
So I'm due to be a dad in the next week or so, and I have been putting off learning some good dad jokes and I'd like to have some prepared for the foreseeable future since I need these til I pass on or go senile. But that's in Africa so I don't think I'll ever senile. (1st attempt?)
I just made a song about hammers.
It's a real banger.
How do you know all woodpeckers love heavy metal music?
Because they’re all head bangers. (Credit to my 11 year old).
My brother just made a new song about his hair.
It was a proper banger.
You heard about the Astros’ new single album?
I heard it’s a real banger.
