They became kings of the jungle without even living there
Because they are “Ag”
Bond.
Legal Bond.
https://i.imgur.com/awyB7TE.gifv
He did it just for the halibut
A badass fart
Me: Oh, what happened to your two front teeth?
Girl: Oh, I lost them!
Me: Well I hope you find them!
He's such a badass.
http://i.imgur.com/EG9gF7u.png ..I've been helping him build his shed when I can, it's actually looking nice, and the nail-gun is pretty badass...
Him: Here, take a picture with me holding the mug
Me: Why?
Him: Always wanted a badass mugshot.
Alright so I was at the bar last night and they had TMNT themed pizzas, which was cool. I texted one of my little brothers about it and he said "woah, no way, show me that's badass."
I took a picture of the menu but couldn't quite get the whole thing in one snap so I said "k here you go, couldn't get the whole menu but you get the picture."
My boyfriend rolled his eyes and I was laughing hysterically.
First time at a Warhammer 40k store. I'm familiar with the game but have never played. Display window has a seven foot marine figure that is painted and badass. As I walk in,
"Whoa! How many points to play him?!?"
Me pointing at marine. Three nerds playing magic stop to look at me. Store employee looks up without moving his head. Two other store patrons turn to look at me.
Crickets.
