Stinginess Puns

A list of puns related to "Stinginess"

Just got a job at a stingy company as a toilet paper salesman. How you may ask?

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šŸ‘¤ļøŽ u/VileButtFace
šŸ“…ļøŽ Nov 05 2018
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My wife says that I'm to stingy with my money.

I'm not buying it.

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šŸ‘¤ļøŽ u/fukhed69
šŸ“…ļøŽ Jul 12 2018
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Why don't bees spend their money?

Because they are stingy.

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šŸ‘¤ļøŽ u/big_macaroons
šŸ“…ļøŽ Mar 14 2020
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My date asked me my ancestry. I said Iā€™m Welsh and Hungarian.

So Iā€™m well hung.

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šŸ‘¤ļøŽ u/SpecOpsAlpha
šŸ“…ļøŽ Oct 12 2019
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Why don't bees donate to charity?

Because they're stingy.

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šŸ‘¤ļøŽ u/kyabupaks
šŸ“…ļøŽ Sep 01 2016
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I was being bothered by a flying pest...

I was visibly uncomfortable as a buzzing, stingy creature kept flying around my head.

Dad: It's not a hornet or a wasp, just let it bee.

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šŸ‘¤ļøŽ u/vonroald
šŸ“…ļøŽ May 16 2014
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