The next Star Wars movie will debut a new droid with a comically-short attention span.

His name is 80-HD.

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📅︎ Aug 29 2020
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My doctor told me I had a short attention span

I can't remember what he said after that

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👤︎ u/ACSpeed
📅︎ Aug 19 2020
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Man people have a really short attention span for Avengers: Endgame

Its only a twenty second movie

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Something my dad once did

Okay... A bit of back story. My dad is someone who knows how to end fun...

But all in all, it is fine. We just normally talk t on him about serious topics.

So one night, my dad was in the shower. My sister and I were bickering about something and she did something that made me angry. So I screamed at my dad to "look at what she did" (I think she hit me or something) and all he merely did was peaked his head out of the bathroom and went back in.

I was expecting something like a scolding or something so I screamed again. Then he told me that I asked him to "look" and so he did already.

I promised myself to not talk to him again until I left my home. But if course with my bloody short attention span (I was around 7 or 8), I forgot about it the next morning. My sis n him had a laugh... 😠😠😠

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👤︎ u/rbg90g
📅︎ Jul 13 2019
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I dadjoked my 8 year old step daughter yesterday.

With most 8 year olds, they forget to do normal things due to their attention span.

Yesterday was no exception.

After she took a shower I went into the bathroom and noticed she left her towel on the floor and also noticed, to my own disgust, that she forgot to flush the toilet which still had a fresh "brownie" inside.

I went over to her and this conversation went down.

Me: "Hey dear, can you go to the bathroom and pick up your towel and flush the toilet, please?"

Her: "Oh yea! Sorry, I totally forgot!"

Me: "You mean you TURD-ally forgot!"

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👤︎ u/Mchootin
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I have the attention span of an
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