At Sea Puns

Because Lisa Kudrow.

In barn-acles.

Because he can tuna piano but he can't tuna fish

I am not shore.

He was cap-sized.

On the shellf.

Shampu

He's called Flex Seal.

... I had to give them a stern warning.

So you don't get mermaids.

With friends like that, who needs anemones?

He followed the enchanting voice till he came upon a singing yellowfin tuna. He knew he had found something incredible. He caught the fish, kept it alive and returned home.

He showed his friends and posted videos on tik tok, and the singing fish went viral. It could sing almost anything, but Pavarotti was it's favorite.

The fisherman toured around the world with the fish and set up a website to sell merch. The clothing he made sold like crazy, so he ordered thousands of short sleeve shirts to be made in advance.

Unfortunately, the fish died, and the public lost interest. The fisherman was left with endless opera tuna tees.

His good buoy couldn't save him.

He said: “For all in tents, and porpoises...”

A nervous wreck

As the sky darkened, he started to get worried about the cold. Rummaging through his supplies, he realized he had just enough to build a small fire. The man did accomplish his goal, but just as the fire started to grow, it sank his vessel, and the man drowned.

I guess the old saying holds true; you can't have your kayak and heat it, too.

Lacks Cetacean..

We always gotta keep watch of the changes in currency.

There were no casualties but a number of crewmen were marooned.

Sea-weed.

When he died penniless, he was living in squall lore.

A nautical.

The captain tells his crew to go out into the town and spend some well earned time off, but to be back at midnight. The crew all go into town and the captain stays in his quarters on the ship.

Midnight comes and the crew still aren't back, so the captain figures they'll all be at the tavern having a drink so he walks in and finds it empty. The captain approaches the bartender and says "YARR, have ye seen me Buccaneers?" , the bartender turn to him and says "YEAH, they're on the side of your buckin' head under yer buckin' hat!".

In an eye test I guess.

They might use your call for training porpoises.

Kelp! Kelp!

He was too far out man

He was reporpoised

I was in line at Subway and this older man was in front of me. He looked back and said, "Do you know why mermaids wear sea shells on their chests? Because "B" shells are too small and "D" shells are too big."

I gave him a chuckle and a "That's a good one".

... and I thought, "maybe she's born with it, or maybe it's May baleen."

He responded, "I used to enjoy doing that, but then I realized I was over it"

...theres only a part tide!

First grade, I'm in the school play because, well, every one was. I can sing, always have been pretty good at it, so they gave me the job of playing Sebastian in our Little Mermaid rendition. We're singing "Under the Sea" and I look out to the audience to see my dad, in the front row, making the biggest, puffiest fish face his head will physically allow. I haven't done much acting since then.

A nervous wreck!!

A nervous wreck

It was a nervous wreck!