In the WAR-drobe!
It's true! It works for an Iron-Man or a Fe-Male!
[Note: this is a reworking of the joke I put up yesterday that I was not satisfied with.]
He said to himself, "This thing's built like a tank."
I told him it wasn't a child's suit of armour but a Summer suit of armour.
When he asked why I told him it was because nights are shorter in summer.
I'm afraid to wear it though, as I'm afraid it might make me look middle-aged.
As if I'm gauntlet that happen.
A. Infantry.
Bump in the knight
I heard they wore kevlarrr.
Night in, shining armour.
Because it's made from hide!
I hate knight shifts.
The blacksmith was calm and collected and replied: βYes, and what a lovely scent it had.β
... can we just call it e-mail?
I told the delivery driver that they must have gone out for the Knight.
I've got a Boba Fettish.
Did you hear about the armoured nobleman who wore his wife's sleepwear? He was Sir Nightie aka Nightie Knight.
Sadly, our captain doesn't want our armoured vehicles to look trendier.
Hey all. I work at a place that sells medieval and Renaissance themed clothing, weapons, and armour. We are beginning to sell snacks in the breakroom for employees (sans vending machine) and I want to call the "shop" something silly/ridiculous. Ye Olde Snack Shack just won't cut it, I want a good pun in there. Don't hesitate to use fantasy inspired ideas either. I wanted to go with The Dragon's Hoard, but would rather have something funny as well!
She always wanted a night in, shining armour.
Udder Armour.
The 87'ers were losing to the Springfield Armor. My friend's dad turns to me and says, "I guess you could say they're under-armour."
