Armour Plate Puns

A list of puns related to "Armour Plate"

I recently purchased a set of plate mail armour.

I'm afraid to wear it though, as I'm afraid it might make me look middle-aged.

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👤︎ u/cy6nu5x1
📅︎ Jan 02 2022
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If this new 'dynamic armour' thing they're working on involves electrical charges between plates...

... can we just call it e-mail?

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👤︎ u/ruinsfate
📅︎ Jan 20 2021
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