Metal Plate Puns

Because theres no plates like chrome for the hollandaise.

Riveting!

Drilling holes into wood is boring, while fastening metal plates together is riveting.

I used to know a guy who absolutely loved hollandaise sauce. He would buy the spiciest brand he could find and would put it on just about everything. Well it turned out that because he used the spicy sauce so much, it started to wear down a hole on the roof of his mouth. He went to a doctor and asked what he could do about it. The doctor looks at the damage and determines that the man will need a metal plate placed at the roof of his mouth. The man is relieved but can't help asking the doctor if he will still be able to enjoy his hollandaise sauce. The doctor reassures the man that his new plate will be made of chrome. The man was curious, so he asked if chrome was the best choice. The doctor responded with "Oh don't worry, there's no plate like chrome for the hollandaise."

A man's having breakfast in a diner, but has no idea what to order. He asks the waitress for a recommendation, who suggests the Eggs Benedict.

When the meal comes out it's served to him on a metal plate, which seems a little odd, but he shrugs and eats it.

The food was amazing, but he's still confused about the way it was served, so he gets the waitress's attention.

"The food was great and all, but what's with the plate?" he asks.

"Don't you know? There's no plates like chrome for the hollandaise!"