My dad's favorite armadillo joke...
Dad : What do you call an opossum wearing armor?
Me : I don't know, what?
Dad : An Armadillo. What do you call a large group of Armadillo?
Me : I don't know, a large group of armadillo?
Dad : No... ARMY-dillo!
I like dillos, but do not support giving them guns.
I would never armadillo.
Why did the chicken cross the road in Texas?
To prove to the armadillo that it could be done.
