My friend Abbey told me that she's "heard them all" from "crabby Abbey" to Abi-one Kenabi. It's her birthday and I know we can do better.

Comment your best "Abbey" puns. Bonus points: her last name rhymes with "long". Or... dong, I guess. So.... long.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Punnishment
πŸ“…︎ Apr 27 2014
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Ah, Abbey Road, My favorite by these guys. (Not my image)
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πŸ‘€︎ u/cricketeer767
πŸ“…︎ Aug 19 2019
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I was causing some commotion in an abbey.

They were having nun of it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SpytheMedic
πŸ“…︎ Feb 11 2018
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Can we get a movie about John McClane fighting terrorists in an Abbey?

We could call it "Old Habits Die Hard."

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2015
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What do you call a monastery populated by bucks?

Deer Abbey.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Apr 20 2020
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