My friend Abbey told me that she's "heard them all" from "crabby Abbey" to Abi-one Kenabi. It's her birthday and I know we can do better.
Comment your best "Abbey" puns. Bonus points: her last name rhymes with "long". Or... dong, I guess. So.... long.
Ah, Abbey Road, My favorite by these guys. (Not my image)
I was causing some commotion in an abbey.
They were having nun of it
Can we get a movie about John McClane fighting terrorists in an Abbey?
We could call it "Old Habits Die Hard."
What do you call a monastery populated by bucks?
Deer Abbey.
