I was just attacked by a man with a cathode and an anode!

It was a battery and a salt.

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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Sir_Pluses
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Apr 20 2020
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I took dead batteries from the store

They were free of charge.

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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/kCaLbN
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 01 2021
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โ€œHow much do you want for that flat battery?โ€

โ€œOh, thatโ€™s free of chargeโ€

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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/cwwspurs
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Sep 07 2020
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What did the potato chip bag say to the battery?

Iโ€™m Frito Lay if youโ€™re Eveready.

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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/static612
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