The cathode says to the anode:

"I don't see how you do it man, just losing electrons all day, seems really depressing."

So the anode says to the cathode:

"It doesn't bother me, why you gotta be so negative all the time? I've been positively charged all day!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SwordsAndWords
πŸ“…︎ Dec 27 2020
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I was just attacked by a man with a cathode and an anode!

It was a battery and a salt.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sir_Pluses
πŸ“…︎ Apr 20 2020
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β€œHow much do you want for that flat battery?”

β€œOh, that’s free of charge”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cwwspurs
πŸ“…︎ Sep 07 2020
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What did the potato chip bag say to the battery?

I’m Frito Lay if you’re Eveready.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/static612
πŸ“…︎ Aug 07 2020
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