Can I claim an Eastern European exchange student as a dependent to reduce my income below the phaseout threshold?

Iโ€™m hoping to get a stimulus Czech.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/CombatCarlsHand
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jan 31 2021
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The first step to not be rude?

Donโ€™t stair.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/SugarCookieBear
๐Ÿ“…︎ Dec 11 2020
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Who wears the pants

Just before his son got married, Dad decides itโ€™s time to, have the talk. He says โ€œ Son, 30 years ago when I married your mother. I knew I had to let it be known, who wears the pants in this family, and as soon as we got home, I took off my pants and tossed them to her to put on. To which she repliedโ€ I canโ€™t wear your pants.โ€ I told her โ€œ Thatโ€™s right and donโ€™t you ever forget it.โ€ Son decided to follow that advice because, his mom and dad have had an amazing marriage.... So,as soon as he and is new bride crossed the threshold. He sends her to the bed, takes his paints off, and tosses them to her. As if planned she saysโ€ I canโ€™t wear your pantsโ€. To which his reply wasโ€œ Thatโ€™s right and donโ€™t you forget it.โ€ As if turned on, she pulls her panties down really slow and then tosses them to him to put on. To which he replied โ€œI canโ€™t get in your panties.โ€ And the new bride boldly said โ€œ and if you donโ€™t change your attitude... You never will.โ€

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/12know2
๐Ÿ“…︎ May 25 2019
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my father loves to tell this one

So in France in the 1500s there was an old tall church, and recently, the man who rings the bells grew sick and died. So the priest decided to hold interview for the job of the bell ringer. Nobody showed up but one man, he was a tall, strong looking man, but he had no arms. The priest, not wanting to turn anyone away, gave the man an interview, he seemed qualified but the priest didn't know how he would ring the bell, so he said no "Oh please father let me do it I'll prove myself, oh it'll be the best you've ever seen" the priest decided to give him a chance, they went up the winding stairs for a while till they reached the top. The man looked at the massive bell, but with excitement not fear, he was to ring the bell 5 times. He stepped back and ran full speed hitting his face to the bell, BANG. He stepped back, a bit shook up, but he shook it off and ran at the bell again, once again with his face, BANG. He did that two more times, then after the forth time He stepped back for the grand finale. He ran full speed and smashed the bell with such force it could be heard towns over, but with the force he was knocked back over the threshold and put if the tower to his death the priest ran full speed down the stairs to find a crowd around the mangled body of the of the armless man, a man walked over the priest and said "father who was this man who fell from the tower" to which the priest replied "I never caught his name but his face rings a bell".

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/KattheImpaler8
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