12 Hilarious Ali'i Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

At a garage sale yesterday I got a George Foreman grill and a Muhammed Ali DVD set...

Both boxed.

👍︎ 11

💬︎

📅︎ Nov 09 2020

So my fiance recently divorced from her stay at home ex whose name is Ali. He was making a fuss about not getting his cash settlements from the divorce. I had to calm her down and tell her to

Pay Alimony.

👍︎ 8

💬︎

👤︎ u/roha5090

📅︎ Sep 14 2019

🚨︎ report

What does a pirate take when they've got doldrums in the bedroom?

Sea-alis.

👍︎ 7

💬︎

👤︎ u/Musicferret

📅︎ Sep 06 2020

🚨︎ report

I've never lost a World Series finals.

Never lost a boxing match against Muhammed Ali either. Also never lost a single game in the NBA Finale.

👍︎ 5

💬︎

👤︎ u/julesvdz

📅︎ May 25 2020

🚨︎ report

What do u call an arabic alligator?

An ali-gator

👍︎ 27

💬︎

👤︎ u/AdamNDnD

📅︎ Feb 12 2020

🚨︎ report

What do you call an Arabic friend?

Ali.

👍︎ 2

💬︎

👤︎ u/TubaXYZ

📅︎ Nov 17 2019

🚨︎ report

Someone made a statue of Cassius Clay out of discarded rubbish

It was Litter Ali, a work of art.

👍︎ 7

💬︎

👤︎ u/Irv-Elephant

📅︎ Apr 09 2019

🚨︎ report

My grandpa claimed to be able to beat Muhammad Ali in his prime...

Of course in his prime Muhammad Ali was only 4

👍︎ 15

💬︎

👤︎ u/fingerguns_for-days

📅︎ Feb 01 2019

🚨︎ report

What do you call the Northern Lights after you get tired of watching them?

Aurora Bore-alis

👍︎ 7

💬︎

👤︎ u/Hansenator

📅︎ Nov 08 2017

🚨︎ report

Trying to get to know my new Middle Eastern roommate, he hit me with this one.

I say Middle Eastern cuz I honestly forget if he's Iraqi or Iranian. We were getting to know each other, and I asked him to tell me a fable from his country of origin. It went like this:

Ali: In (the town he grew up in), there is a tower. A very very tall tower, many stories high, with only stairs. And legend says that if you climb all the way to the very top...

(pause)

Me: What happens?

Ali: completely straight face You will get very dizzy.

That was it. I thought it was hilarious.

👍︎ 135

💬︎

👤︎ u/mikhail_harel

📅︎ Dec 21 2014

🚨︎ report

One of my cows just took up boxing.

I call him Moo-hammad Ali.

👍︎ 9

💬︎

👤︎ u/TheRtHonLaqueesha

📅︎ Mar 11 2017

🚨︎ report

I saw a bust of Cassius Clay made out of trash

Litter Ali

👍︎ 2

💬︎

👤︎ u/Irv-Elephant

📅︎ Apr 09 2019

🚨︎ report

Please note that this site uses cookies to personalise content and adverts, to provide social media features, and to analyse web traffic. Click here for more information.