Mana-tee-hee
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πŸ‘€︎ u/BoomerAangSquad
πŸ“…︎ May 18 2021
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People keep telling me to use my energy well...

Does anyone know where I can get a mana pool?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheAllBromighty
πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2020
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Wanna play a game of Card Against Manatee ?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Vanillin-Nebula
πŸ“…︎ May 25 2019
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I need a motivational manatee pun

Or alternatively a happy birthday manatee pun? Anyone?

Edit: pic here http://imgur.com/BPGZ47F

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πŸ‘€︎ u/retallicka
πŸ“…︎ Jul 02 2018
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I'm a street performer at the Minnesota Renaissance Festival. I tell punny jokes there, thought you'd enjoy them.

The King is in love with the Spanish Armada, in fact you could say he warships it.

I got into a fight with a group of jesters, I escaped by going for the juggler.

I recently read "Gulliver's Travels" it was a Swift read.

Have you read the book about traveling through hell? It's a Dante-ing read.

Q: How many animals can you fight into the Lord High Sheriff's tights? A: Ten piggies, two calves, a rooster and an ass.

Vikings raided the royal cheese supply, they left nothing behind but de Brie.

I met a wizard, I told him he looked like a mana action.

The unskilled mason forget to put a water supply in the new castle. He did not keep well.

The angry archer was so surly he had everyone convinced he was a cross bowman.

The failed stone cutter also lost his job as a bounty hunter. He could never find his quarry.

The nun kept spilling sacramental wine on herself. She made a bad habit of it.

The pope enjoys chocolate on his boat. He like sailing indulgences.

The pope loves summer, they say he is infallible.

Two fae fell in love. They keep fauning over each other.

The knight suffered from boils, he had to get them lanced.

Why did the wood nymph use some much lotion? Because she had dryad skin.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kbdekker
πŸ“…︎ Sep 09 2016
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What is the mage's equivalent of mano a mano combat?

Mana a mana

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ItsProfOak
πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2015
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