I was going to make a joke on a broken plane
but it never took off
but they will just go over everyone's head.
Stationary.
But it just went over my head.
Dad: I just can't see them taking off.
Nevermind, it would go over your head.
Because they'll just go over everyone's head
Because of his bad altitude.
When do we want them? Nyoow
Because they're in disguise
To Cabbage Claim!
The police are trying to investigate to figure out how it all went down.
But none of them landed well
The pilot responds, "That's not going to fly."
He said it was terminal
"Nah, that's boeing"
No? Oh never mind, it’s already over your head.
But isn't ready, jet.
But push him out of the airplane, and he will fly for the rest of his life.
I guess it went down a flight of stairs.
-What do we want?! -Airplane noises!! -When do we want them?! -nnnnneeeeeeoooooooooooowwwww
Why don't we make the whole plane out of that kid?
It never took off.... I guess the punchline flew over too many peoples heads.
Never mind. It’s over your head.
I'm proud of my fan art.
But instead it just crashed and burned
Aerosmith
"I'm sorry, only one carrion allowed per passenger'.
Investors couldn't see the business taking off
Boeing, Boeing, Boeing
Cabin crew says he was air-born.
He walks with a strut.
It’s a riveting story
He was just winging it
The flight attendant said, "Sorry sir, this is a peanut-free flight."
It never took off, the pilot was terrible.
but it's really taking off
It was in disguise.
So the person's profile only talks about airplanes. I wanted to send a message totally jammed packed with airplane puns but I don't have that many. It's probably a fake profile but I still think it would be fun.
Here's what I have so far. Hey Girl. Most of the girls on this website are so 'plane' but you're the exception. I have a 'terminal' illness and hope to meet my copilot before I go. Just kidding. My health is 'A oK47'. I was just 'play'n' around. Just to let you know I have some baggage from some 'turbulence' in a previous relationship but Shirley I can get past it. My previous relationship taught me that two wrongs don't make a right. However, two Wrights made an airplane. I hope a new relationship can 'takeoff' with you though. I would be a great boyfriend. I have financial 'security' and could buy you anything you want with my 'visa'. Have you seen the movie, "Planes, Trains, and Automobiles"? It's really good, except for the train and automobile parts.
Stationary
Stationery
“What do we want?”
“AIRPLANE NOISES!”
“And when do we want them?”
“NYEOOW!”
Nevermind, it'd go right over your head.
When do we want it
Neeeooooooow
