A list of puns related to "Airplane Pilot"
A few minutes later, the pilot asked the flight attendants if everyone was buckled in and ready.
"All seated back here, captain", came the reply, "except the lawyers are still going around passing business cards."
The pilot responds, "That's not going to fly."
He was just winging it
It has its ups and downs.
You could say that my decision is still up in the air.
My dad was a pilot. His favorite joke was to ask if we knew the function of an airplane's propeller. After the usual crazy guesses about propulsion he would reveal that it was actually to keep the pilot cool ...
"Just turn it off and watch him start to sweat."
I miss him. ... Now I'm sad.
My dad is a recreational pilot. His airplane takes up a lot of his free time (fixing, tinkering, sometimes even flying). When he first got it he wanted to name it "The Family" so that when his coworkers asked about his weekend they would think he was a real family man when he "spent the whole weekend with The Family".
The first episode is titled "Pilot?"
Yea, dad.
Hmmm.. I thought this was about bikers, not airplanes.
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