Account Book Puns

A list of puns related to "Account Book"

At work talking about an accounting firm that does the books for some dairy farms...

I interrupted the conversation and said "you mean the acCOWntants?"

This was over a month ago and I still proudly think about that joke.

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👤︎ u/Delds04
📅︎ Aug 18 2019
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Don't ever lend books to an accountant...

Most of them are bookkeepers

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👤︎ u/astorylikethat
📅︎ Mar 04 2019
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What helped contribute to the financial crisis?

Nothing on the left side of Accountants' books were right, and nothing on the right side was left.

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👤︎ u/USCgamecocks
📅︎ Jan 22 2014
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