In the church of the workshop...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/dvarka124
πŸ“…︎ Apr 26 2021
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Did you hear about the elf that quit Santa's workshop?

He was a rebel without a Claus

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dinnen1
πŸ“…︎ May 14 2021
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A guy asks Pinocchio if he wants to take a day off from working at Gepetto’s workshop to see a bonfire.

Pinocchio says, β€œI would, but I’m afraid of getting fired”.

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πŸ“…︎ May 09 2021
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A master woodworker needed transportation, so he built a motorcycle out of the best lumber in the workshop.

It wooden start

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ToastyZ71
πŸ“…︎ Feb 22 2021
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Did you hear that less toys have been made this year in Santa’s workshop?

Many of his workers had to Elf Isolate.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/trendfoll
πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2020
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Can you help me come up with some jokes for a mental health workshop?

I have to give a workshop on anxiety and depression today and I would like to have some jokes locked in to defuse the tension if needed. I usually don't have much trouble to come up with dad jokes on the go, but it would be nice to have some in the back burner. Thanks!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/versung
πŸ“…︎ Oct 30 2019
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I was in a Tie & Dye tshirt making workshop. I had pun.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/enonimosu
πŸ“…︎ Aug 04 2018
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They say marriage is like a workshop.

Where the man works and the women shops.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Thelaanie
πŸ“…︎ Aug 21 2019
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A guy came by my workshop today to pick up a replica of his butt that I molded out of silicone

He literally had his ass handed to him.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DandeLion-King
πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2014
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My buddy recently opened a boat-building workshop in his attic.

Sails are going through the roof!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kyle_is_okay
πŸ“…︎ Apr 16 2019
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If Santa Claus forgets to pay the mortgage on his workshop.....

Is he in forclausure?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/The3dPrintMaster
πŸ“…︎ Mar 04 2019
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Local hardware store had a workshop on drills and drill bits.

Talk about boring!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GoGators2
πŸ“…︎ Apr 09 2016
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What kind of music do Santa's elves play in their gift workshop?

Wrap music.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/2donutkid2
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2018
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There's not just one, but TWO track and field workshops happening at my school today.

How do they have so much to discus?!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ganders81
πŸ“…︎ May 05 2017
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They should build a Santa’s Workshop in North-Poland
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πŸ‘€︎ u/skankhunter41
πŸ“…︎ Jun 15 2018
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During a trip to Canada, I participated in a maple syrup collecting workshop

I wasn't too confident in my tree identification skills, but my instructor said "Oak, aye.". My syrup sure did taste funny though.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PaxPaw
πŸ“…︎ Jan 27 2018
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This gem is in my grandpa's workshop...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ichabong_Crane
πŸ“…︎ Nov 29 2013
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My dad in his workshop: "This tool is so sharp it's illegal..."

"...it's a banned saw."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/squidfood
πŸ“…︎ Aug 23 2014
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