White tailed deer Puns

A list of puns related to "White tailed deer"

The white-tailed deer: forest vermin.

We did not build our garden fence high enough, and deer came in to eat our basil.

They did not return for our garlic, so we felt no need to call pesto control.

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👤︎ u/rainwillwashitaway
📅︎ Sep 05 2018
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Did you know a white-tail deer can jump higher than the average house?

This is due to its powerful hind legs and the fact the average house can't jump.

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👤︎ u/JoeFas
📅︎ Nov 10 2019
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