The big bad wolf converted to Buddhism and there was finally peace in the forest. But suddenly, the air was filled with screams of terror! A bear asked the animals running past him, "What's happening now?"
"The big bad wolf!" a goat shouted. "Is meditating!"
"So? Isn't that a good thing? questioned the bear.
"Noooo!" the goat bleated. "It's become aware wolf!"
I sea what's happening here
Have you seen what's happening in Syria?
Things are beginning to get Syrias.
What did the Gorilla say when he saw there was a sale happening?
Dad explains to mum what's happening in Nepal.
Mum: "What on earth is going on with the earthquake in Nepal?!?"
Dad: "The earth is quaking".
Mum: "Sigh".
What happens when you boil a funny bone?
It turns into a laughing stock
What happened to all the perfect vision puns this year?
What happens when you drive a Subaru in reverse?
What happens when the U.S. Mint stops producing currency?
I don’t know, it makes no sense.
What will happen if your kid comes out as a trans?
What happened to the parrot after it froze to death?
It ended up in parrot-ice.
What happens, when a doctor catches a disease, that he already found the cure for?
He gets a taste of his own medicine.
What happens to a turtle when it dies?
It goes into riga-tortoise
What happens when you drop a steak on the floor?
Do you know what happens when you play a country record backwards?
Your truck comes back, your wife comes back, your dog comes back, your trailer isn’t flooded...
What happens to elements after they die?
What happens when a frog gets a concussion?
It becomes a foggy froggy.
I have been reading some history on the French revolution and found out what happened to Louis XVI's head
Goldilocks, running from the 3 bears, finds herself in a dead end with nothing but a bag of ice. Papa bear is Drunk and scary. What happens next?
A Goldy-smack with a cold sack in a cul de sac, which is more than a bear with beer could bare.
What happens when you unintentionally step on a duck
This happened with me today morning. My phone's headphone jack isn't working so I asked my dad what to do about it.
He said, "Let's get a headphone Jill, then!"
What happens to frogs that park illegally?
They get toad.
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What happened to Betty Crocker?
What happens when CIA goes to sleep?
What happens when you fart in church?
What happens when an apple experiences unrequited love?
What happens when a cow jumps over a barbed wire fence?
What happened when the ghost asked for a whiskey at his local bar?
The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve spirits here."
What happened to the turkey that got in a fight?
He got the stuffing knocked out of him!
what happens when "N" goes to bed?
What would happen if Iran became communist?
What happens when a Roman insults a Parisian's coffee?
What happened to the guy whose left side was cut off?
Did you hear what happened to the Americans when they changed to Kilograms from Pounds?
There was a mass confusion.
Did you hear about what happened your sweaty uncle?
He has a wife now, and her name is Aunty Perspirant
What happened when the cannibal showed up late to dinner?
They gave him the cold shoulder
What happens before a tsunami of ducks
What happens when chickens lay eggs at the top of a hill?
Conversation with my 2y old son: What will happen if the moon falls down? Me: Hmm. Maybe we can play football with it?
Son: Nah. The moon has no legs.
What happens when a mix of religions go to Mecca?
Did you hear what happened to the Native Americans who drank too much tea?
They drowned in there tipi
What happened when the cat ate a ball of wool?
What happened to the men who smashed all the windows in their office building..
They're now facing a glass action lawsuit.
What Happens If You Are Sitting on the Toilet at 11:59 and the Clock Strikes Midnight?
Same shit, different day.
What happens when you put a bunch of lads together?
A dad and son drove by a golf course next to a few houses the son asked “what happens if the ball lands in the house”
The dad said “it’s a home-in-one”
What happens if you drink too much history?
European History.
H/t Mr Miller from 1982. This was how he started class.
What happens when one duck defeats another duck?
What happened when the drummer re-recorded his drum solo?
There were repercussions.
What happens to an egg every time you look at it?
What happened to the graffiti when dad saw it on his fence?
What happens when you eat tin foil?
What happened when the 26th letter of the alphabet hit puberty?
What happens when it rains cats and dogs?
Everyone steps in poodles.
The big bad wolf converted to Buddhism and there was finally peace in the forest. But suddenly, the air was filled with screams of terror! A bear asked the animals running past him, "What's happening now?"
"The big bad wolf!" a goat shouted. "Is meditating!"
"So? Isn't that a good thing? questioned the bear.
"Noooo!" the goat bleated. "It's become aware wolf!"
What happened when the cow jumped over the barbed wire fence
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