I guess we can call it a safe arbour.
He says his new bride knows everything...
(Me and co-worker discussing him moving into my apartment complex this weekend)
Me: Well are you sure you can mount a TV on it? One of the largest walls in my living room is poured in place concrete. Can't hang anything on it.
Him: Yea i checked its a stud wall. I just need to go out and get a stud finder.
Me: Just come over and borrow mine if you'd like.
Him: Actually I should probably just use [my wife], she's pretty good at finding studs.
queue: groans from myself and all surrounding co-workers
The male's last name is flowers. What's a cute pun to use with his last name for the wedding? It'll be the hashtag :)
Hello fellow pun connoisseurs,
Friends of mine just recently had a bit of a shotgun wedding. I'm vowing to prepare a statement for them in celebration The bride is particularly fond of puns. While I've been grooming myself for this for some time, any matrimonial/wedding puns that I might consider would be much appreciated. It would be the best, man!
My fiance and I are getting married at Kennedy Space Center. We're looking for a good space + love/wedding pun for our website. Written in the Stars is too cheesy. We're leaning toward "One Giant Leap". Any other suggestions?
even the cake was in tiers.
Edit: Thank you so much guys! I never expected this to reach 10k upvotes! You guys truly made my day.
They cantaloupe.
I always have trouble with emotional attachments.
My friend Jenn is getting married to her fiancé, Luc. Her last name is Yahiro, but she is taking his last name Freyer (pronounced fry-err). Any ideas??
He would be the Pastor of Muppets
He said, “I keep giving you away... and they keep giving you back!”
Cus she never marries the best man
Even the cake was in tiers.
The groom stormed off and all the guests started fighting.
The ceremony was decent, but the reception was amazing!
A Huge Grant
Now I’ll never hear the end of it.
10 agreed to come and 39
The ceremony turned out wonderful but the reception was awful.
They knew he’d give a French toast, and they said it wasn’t worth the pain.
He goes up to the bartender and asks "Is this the punch-line? "
Suit yourself
They can't elope
I’m officiating a wedding Saturday and want to weave in some of your finest. Please share some of your best to help me deliver some laughs!
Edit: ... help me deliver some eye rolls and long nasal exhalations.
He had cold feet.
The Broomsmen
I was speechless.
Both were very nice but I couldn’t decide which I liked more.
Soviet Union
The Macaroon-a!
They cantaloupe.
So now my in-laws are out-laws.
He had my sister put a hand in, her husband put his hand on top of hers, then she put her other hand over his, then his other hand over hers. Then he told her husband “This is the last time you’ll ever have the upper hand”
I can't wait to introduce my parents to my bride 2B.
I always have trouble with emotional attachments.
Even the cake was in tiers.
(Obligatory cake day joke.)
Even the cake was in tiers.
The ceremony was awful, but the reception was great .
Even the cake was in tiers!
I always have trouble with emotional attachments.
Even our wedding cake was in tiers
Even the cake was in tiers!
Because they never marry the best man !
