This is the... wait, what?
Wait a minute . . . . . . . . . .
My kids came out of school and told my partner they have made cards for her for Mother's Day. I asked for a card, but they said I had to wait until Father's Day. I told my boy I had made a card for him, and he could have it the day after tomorrow,
Can’t wait for Summer to be over
It’s going to be Autumn
Edit: horrible spelling error
Wait, is that not what you meant?
Wait, I think I got the whole dating thing wrong
I can’t wait till my Wife and I have a our first baby.
I’ll hand them to her and say “Here’s the fruits of your labor.”
Can't wait to see Liam Neeson's new film..
'Taken::::Out of context.'
Last Thursday my son was moping around and I told him, if you think Thursdays are sad, just wait two more days. He asked why?
Because it'll be sadder day.
Daddy, look! Those turtles are playing piggyback! Son, I was going to wait till you were older for this talk but...
Those are tortoises , not turtles.
A doctor is giving medical treatment when a nurse comes in saying that they need the doctor in another room. The nurse told the guy getting medical treatment to wait.
If you think 2020 was bad, just wait a couple of years.
Because 2022 is 2020 too.
In which country is it mandatory to wait in queues?
One has to wait for snooker.
I can’t wait for New Years Eve
So on January 1st I can say “I guess hindsight is 2020!”
Can’t wait for the first married woman to walk on the red planet.
Just so I can ask if there’s wife on Mars.
Wait, if you slap Dwayne Johnson’s butt
A lumberjack walks into an enchanted forest. As he goes to chop down a tree, it calls out. "Wait, don't chop me down. I'm a talking tree!"
The lumberjack smiles. "And you will dialogue."
A man was chopping down a tree but was surprised when the tree suddenly exclaimed, "Wait! I'm a talking tree!"
then he responded, "And you will dialogue!"
There is a couple, that always waits in front of orphanages before they open.
They're better known as the early adopters.
Now you just wait there a damn second friend.. a little birdie has just informed me that you are in fact a mime
Why did the president-elect wait so long before deciding to run for president?
He was just Biden his time
The doctor was taking a while so he said: Sorry for the wait
I respond: no problem I’m patient
I had to wait in line for 20 minutes just to buy some really cheap toilet paper
Now that the Fall is officially here, I can't wait to make tons of extra money gathering leaves..
.. last year I raked it in.
Devil puns anyone? Lol also promoting Lucifer huhu can’t wait
i can't wait to go to Hawaii
I know for sure that i will get leid upon arrival
Trump and Pence were preparing to leave the Whitehouse for a big rally. When the helicopter arrived, Trump wasn't ready yet, so Pence asked: "Do you want me to wait for you Mr. President?" ...
"No Mike, you fly on ahead and I'll catch up later".
A lumberjack was out cutting down trees in the forest one day. He went to swing his axe and the tree screamed "WAIT! I'M A TALKING TREE!!!!"
The lumberjack looked up at the tree and paused saying "well, you may be a talking tree, but I'll see that you die a log!"
Wait wait, they've got a point
My wife and I recently had a child on accident. We didn't want a child at all as we are rather young and wanted to wait a few years. He was born yesterday at the whopping weight of 8 kilos.
We've made a massive mistake
Why do melons have to wait so long to get married?
Just wait until you aunt marries Robert,
If you think Thursdays are depressing, wait two days.
Tree before it gets cut down: wait! I'm a talking tree!
Lumberjack: and you will dialogue
Tree: wait I’m a talking tree!!
Lumberjack: yes, and you will dialogue
I can’t wait until hindsight....
A lumberjack was about to cut off a tree when it suddenly said "Wait! I'm a talking tree!"
The lumberjack then said: "And you will dialogue."
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