The campaign to elect Kamala Harris as Vice President
...was the most ex-pence-ive in history.
I call these my Vice President Mike Pants.
I still believe Bill Clinton's Vice President invented the internet
Why else would we use Al-Gore-Rhythms?
I wrote to the Vice President to ask him to overturn the election results...
But that's just my own To Pence.
Since his political career is almost over the US vice president is starting his own soda company.
It's called Pence-a-cola.
Have you heard about the new Vice Presidential mathcore band?
They found great success using an Al Gore rhythm.
Why did Vice Squad raid the water treatment plant?
They'd received a tip about a bunch of Pumps and Hoses.
(I'm sorry. I just got off work, heard "pumps and hoses" on the radio, and a bad idea was born.)
Why was the vice president great at music?
Because he had the algorithm.
What do social media and dancing former vice presidents have in common?
Vice your meat? Wait. No...
You could say, I’ve never gotten rid of my bad vices
Coming up with dad jokes is all about Vice Presidential timing.
There is an Al Gore rhythm.
I don’t have many vices,
just the one on the workbench in the garage.
The vice president seemed kind of worried and lost in thought the other day.
What do you call an ex-Vice President that plays Guitar Hero?
I heard that a former vice president used to work on math while playing drums...
It is said that he had good AlGoreRhythm.
We should go into a beautiful forest and make fun of our vice president
If we could just dis Pence with the pleasant trees
Why did the Vice-president of the ants need two jobs?
Because he's the second income ant
What do you get when you mix an ex Vice President with a computer program?
Former US Vice President Al Gore is known for having invented the internet ...
Not many people know that he's also a pioneer in Artificial Intelligence and music. In fact, he's just published a new paper detailing a theory that combines his research in both fields.
He calls his theory the "Al-Gore-rhythm".
I need to make a project for school. I've decided to make mine about why some men get madder than some women, or vice versa.
It'll be called "The Gender Rage Gap"
My social media news feed keeps showing a former vice president dancing to a beat...
... It must be Facebook's Al Gore rhythms.
Vladimir Putin would make a great Vice President.
He really can see Russia from his house.
The movie Vice is really just the biggest Dick pic ever
If Bill Clinton's Vice President started a one man band. He'd call it, Al Gore Rhythms.
What do you call the vice squad officers that specialize in arresting prostitutes?
The Vice President, his brother, his wife, and their three children were all short on cash so they went to their local church for help. The preacher said he couldn’t spot that many people but pointed them to someone wealthier, who could: Sister Mary.
“SIX Pence? Nun the richer.”
You know, I've been on this planet for thirty-seven years, amd I've only got two small vices
http://i.imgur.com/LiRlSov.jpg
Some people say the Vice President is dragging his feet deciding whether or not to run for President,
but I think he's just Biden his time.
What do you call the beat to which a vice president dances while solving complex mathematical equations?
Got my vice principal today.
My friends and I were arm wrestling at lunch, we get around 3 matches in when our vice principal came in and told us we had to stop. We ask why and I say it's because we're not allowed to be armed at school. The vice principal walks away and my friends laugh their asses off. Today was a good day.
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