A list of puns related to "Utes"
So a Ute pulls into work with a massive turkey on the back in a cage. When the driver steps out to make their purchase I say: “I don’t know what you’re feeding that dog but he looks terrible!”
She didn’t even give me a courtesy laugh.
A perish-ute
Lots of people put on the perish-ute by accident.
An ape-utee
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