A list of puns related to "Undead"
Because they're neck romancers.
Rob Zombie.
If so, aren't higher ranked vampires technically Neck Romancers?
I wondered why zombies, ghouls, and vampires are so closely associated. After all, why would decaying shambling corpses be associated with the suave Dracula-esque? then it hit me:
Most vampires are necromancers, but not all necromancers are vampires.
Zom-bae.
Wight privilege.
They have skeleton keys!
Because they would be Knight Wights.
A ZombrΓ©.
A zombee.
ABBA Zombie and Witch.
A zom-bee.
Crypt-o-currency; Vampires specifically like bit-coin.
Galapaghosts
They only fly with skeleton crews!
Because they always bring the boos.
His New Name is Kim Jong-Undead
...that he might be terrible contacting the undead, but he's still a happy medium!
I told him I wrote a paper about Dracula. His response was "Did it suck?"
I'm undead now.
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