The Undead Puns

A list of puns related to "The Undead"

The undead not having to factor food and shelter into their cost of living is a clear example of wight privilege.
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👤︎ u/TheAnagramancer
📅︎ Oct 22 2019
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What do they call an unfair advantage that the undead have?

Wight privilege.

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👤︎ u/trash_can_not
📅︎ Jun 03 2019
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The most recent Game of Thrones episode was too dark and it was hard to see. I just wish some of the undead were wearing heavy armor and wielding swords. Then we'd be able to see just fine.

Because they would be Knight Wights.

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👤︎ u/Maimonides_vii
📅︎ Apr 30 2019
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What kind of bee wanders the earth as an undead being?

A zombee.

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👤︎ u/ch3000
📅︎ Apr 10 2019
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What do you call a high-end clothing outlet sponsored by a Norwegian band, the undead, and a magical woman?

ABBA Zombie and Witch.

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👤︎ u/dgrubbnasty
📅︎ Nov 19 2018
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When the US first conceptualized the $100 bill they were thinking of putting the face of Jesus, as his ability to come back to life was greater than any wealth.

It would've been the 1 undead dollar bill

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👤︎ u/Kashindabank
📅︎ Jun 06 2020
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My psychic dad just told me...

...that he might be terrible contacting the undead, but he's still a happy medium!

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👤︎ u/Surroundedbygoalies
📅︎ Nov 23 2019
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