Turkey bacon Puns

Mom: I don't know I think turkey bacon is hard to chew

Dad: That's why you gobble-gobble it

I'm a catering cook in Seattle and for new years eve we served a turkey bacon wrap. Whenever somebody ordered the wrap I would tell them, "last lunch of 2014, that's a wrap!"

So my girlfriend goes to her friend's house and spends the night. In the morning her friend's parents always make them eggs, toast, etc. When the friend's dad comes out and pulls out a pack of turkey bacon.

Dad: "Do you guys want any bacon? Here we have some Turkish bacon."

-digs around in refrigerator-

"......and this is the Pig-ish bacon!"

My girlfriend said nobody laughed but her and the dad. Everyone looked at her like she was "lame." I thought it was gold.