He was gung hoe
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It's a long term solution.
So I told them to serve the queue and walked off.
I’ll hand them to her and say “Here’s the fruits of your labor.”
......... The Times are really Rough!!!
Those are tortoises , not turtles.
I am hopeless with shoelaces.
so I crafted a large numeral in the back garden. I chopped, sawed, planed, sanded, and painted that number till it looked amazing. My neighbour looked over the fence and enviously stated “Nice one!”
Because they 8-2 much
Patrick Debateman.
He ran all the way upto the back till he was all pooped out.
He said he utter-ly loved it!!
A license to Till
There with a company with a lot of travelling salespeople, and they had an accounting procedure that was somewhat unusual. Since the salespeople were driving around a lot, they had to pay a lot of highway tolls. They would get reimbursed for this. Since these expenses were so common, and different from other expenses, they had a series of ceramic tiles that represented the amount of money they paid to take these highways. At the end of the day, after travelling their routes, they would come back and put them in the cash register and take money out to reimburse themselves. But the highways all raised their rates, and so the salespeople would come back with hands full of their tiles. So one Friday, after raised rates and very busy travel, the boss came in to look at the receptionist and her overloaded cash register. He asked her what was going on, and she said:
"The tall tiles in the till tell a tale of tall tolls"
- that’s a Moray !
Quick backstory, my Dad was rushed to the hospital last night with an acute pericardial effusion. Of course, we didn't know the cause at the time, so when the Doc came into my Dads room in the ER to tell him what's going on and what they were going to do, emergency surgery, this is how the conversation went...
Doc: Mr FloatyMcBoatFace's Dad, You have fluid building up around your heart, an Acute Pericardial Effusion, and we have to go to surgery right away to get that fluid out of there.
My Dad: Well, good thing it isn't an Obtuse Pericardial Effusion...
The entire family groaned. The Dr and Nurse couldn't help but laugh after a few seconds of what I assume was shock.
Anyway, he seems to be doing fine, he's still in the hospital under observation though.
Most crashes happen at ground level.
I One
Now I have stable wifi.
How's Pizza gonna get a job now?
She single-handedly changed his life.
I can’t wait till it comes out
You don't stop till you get enough
The other sperm replies "A while, we've only just passed the tonsils"
She asked "Where did your pound land?"
No hesitation I say, “Tulips”
Then I started feeling a little down.
The stock itself will give you enough of a roller coaster ride.
me: why have we been eating casserole so much recently?
mom: because it's winter! and winter is casserole weather!
me: I thought it was chili weather...
.....only 2 more sleeps till Xmas.
My doctor has a lot of explaining to do.
I opened it up and it was working fine, so I'll just wait till she's home to ask her what she meant.
It will run till Friday.
There is only 3 days till Xmas.
At my high school there's an annoying dude who hates puns so if you have any really bad ones I need you to comment...
I'm gonna send him to PUNintentiary!
I won't stop till he PUNches me!
