Mondays what can I say
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︎ Apr 12 2021
I said I was sad to have to go back to work on Monday after a long break. My four year old without missing a beat said...
Daddy, you're sad because it's SADurday.
I was so proud.
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︎ Jan 02 2021
Why is Sunday stronger than Monday?
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︎ Aug 28 2020
Monday mornings smh
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︎ Dec 06 2020
What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?
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︎ Nov 16 2020
On Monday we start diarrhea awareness week
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︎ Oct 26 2020
Itβs going to be dress like a Jamaican day on Monday
Iβm already dreading it.
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︎ Oct 25 2020
I know its Monday
I know a lot of you are sad because it's Monday ... But don't forget, only 48 hours ago, it was a sadder day.
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︎ Oct 05 2020
(Monday: Greg) (Tuesday: Ian) (Wednesday: Greg) (Thursday: Ian) (Friday: Greg) (Saturday: Ian) (Sunday: Greg)
Its the Gregorian calendar
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︎ Apr 04 2019
Why was Sunday not scared of Monday?
Cause Monday was a "weak" day
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︎ Sep 15 2020
Theyβre demoting me from food server to host starting Monday.
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︎ Jun 13 2020
The seven dwarves have been told they can meet in groups of 6 from Monday, in light of corona virus changes
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︎ May 30 2020
How do you know the work week will get even crazier after Monday and Tuesday?
Because all that's left is WTF.
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︎ Aug 04 2020
People hate Mondays because they are also
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︎ Jun 07 2020
Someone has a case of the Mondays!
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︎ Nov 13 2019
I found out why Mondayβs are so bad
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︎ Feb 13 2020
Why does Gordon Ramsay not like watching WWE on Monday nights?
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︎ Dec 19 2019
Got a good deal on Cybertron Monday
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︎ Dec 05 2018
Kid: Mom I donβt have school on Monday, the school calendar says itβs βmilkβ day.
Mom: Milk day?.... O honey you mean Martin Luther King Day! He was a famous civil rights leader.
Kid: O yea I know him! He said βI have a dreamβ
Dad: yes, βI have a dream that one day milk and chocolate milk will live in harmony.β
Actual conversation last night
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︎ Jan 17 2019
He's got a case of the Mondays (x-posted from /r/funny)
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︎ Apr 24 2017
What do you call a Sunday dinner eaten on a Monday?
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︎ Mar 22 2019
For five years, I've been drawing visual pun puzzles and putting them up on Mondays. They're kinda hard but really fun to solve. Here are a few.
imgur.com/a/4s6Qf
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︎ Aug 15 2015
Uh-Oh! Someone has a case of the Mondays!
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︎ Mar 20 2018
Looks like someone has a case of the Mondays!
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︎ Nov 13 2017
Why did the owners of the Indian food restaurant decide to be closed on Mondays?
They were tired of working naan stop and needed to tikka break.
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︎ Jun 09 2019
So April Fool's falls on a Monday this year.
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︎ Apr 01 2019
"So you currently work 9 to 5, Monday through Friday," said my boss.
"That is correct," I replied.
He said, "Would you be able to work outside those hours?"
I said, "No, I might catch a cold."
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︎ Jan 28 2019
Doctor, doctor, will my measles be better by next Monday?
I donβt wanna make any rash promises
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︎ Feb 09 2019
I heard a rumor that you lift weights only on Saturday and Sunday because Monday to Friday are weak days.
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︎ Feb 19 2018
Me: "There's going to be a foot of snow by Monday."
Dad: "No, we need two."
Me: "??"
Dad: "How else are we going to walk?"
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︎ Feb 08 2019
It's true! After Monday and Tuesday,
Even the calendar says "WTF"!
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︎ Nov 10 2018
I finally made a website of all of my pun doodles. Except they're puzzles, so you have to figure them out. New posts every monday. Enjoy.
mondaypunday.com/59
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︎ Jun 10 2015
A lot of people dislike Mondays...
But 48 hours ago was a sadder day.
( OP here )
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︎ Feb 21 2017
Why was Sunday stronger than Monday?
Because Monday was a WeakDay.
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︎ Aug 25 2020
Why is Sunday stronger than Monday?
Because Monday is a weakday
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︎ Aug 18 2020
Monday: Greg. Tuesday: Ian: Wednesday: Greg. Thursday: Ian. Friday: Greg
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︎ Apr 17 2020
I know a lot of you are sad because itβs a Monday.
But donβt forget, only 48 hours ago, it was a sadder day.
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︎ Oct 22 2018
On Monday we start Diarrhea Awareness Week.
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︎ Jan 12 2020
On Monday we start diarrhoea awareness week.
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︎ Mar 28 2020
Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday
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︎ Nov 10 2019
Why is Sunday stronger than Monday?
Because Monday is a weekday...
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︎ Apr 13 2019
Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday
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︎ May 10 2016
Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday.
Oh.... those were the days....
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︎ Apr 07 2019
Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday.
Ah. Those were the days....
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︎ May 01 2018
Why was Sunday afraid of Monday?
Because Monday through Friday
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︎ Jan 05 2019
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