Mondays what can I say
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πŸ‘€︎ u/afeer19
πŸ“…︎ Apr 12 2021
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I said I was sad to have to go back to work on Monday after a long break. My four year old without missing a beat said...

Daddy, you're sad because it's SADurday.

I was so proud.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/1kings2214
πŸ“…︎ Jan 02 2021
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Why is Sunday stronger than Monday?

Monday is a week day.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BitchyOlive
πŸ“…︎ Aug 28 2020
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Monday mornings smh
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πŸ‘€︎ u/According-Ad8779
πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2020
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What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?

Unemployed

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πŸ‘€︎ u/farrukhsshah
πŸ“…︎ Nov 16 2020
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On Monday we start diarrhea awareness week

Runs until Friday

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Degtyrev
πŸ“…︎ Oct 26 2020
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It’s going to be dress like a Jamaican day on Monday

I’m already dreading it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ventanaman
πŸ“…︎ Oct 25 2020
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I know its Monday

I know a lot of you are sad because it's Monday ... But don't forget, only 48 hours ago, it was a sadder day.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BentValve1
πŸ“…︎ Oct 05 2020
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(Monday: Greg) (Tuesday: Ian) (Wednesday: Greg) (Thursday: Ian) (Friday: Greg) (Saturday: Ian) (Sunday: Greg)

Its the Gregorian calendar

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OrionHunter66
πŸ“…︎ Apr 04 2019
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Why was Sunday not scared of Monday?

Cause Monday was a "weak" day

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πŸ‘€︎ u/vagabondsadhu
πŸ“…︎ Sep 15 2020
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They’re demoting me from food server to host starting Monday.

I can’t wait.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OK_Compooper
πŸ“…︎ Jun 13 2020
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The seven dwarves have been told they can meet in groups of 6 from Monday, in light of corona virus changes

One of them isn't happy

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jlit2000
πŸ“…︎ May 30 2020
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How do you know the work week will get even crazier after Monday and Tuesday?

Because all that's left is WTF.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hypeaze
πŸ“…︎ Aug 04 2020
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People hate Mondays because they are also

Moandays

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RajdorUzu
πŸ“…︎ Jun 07 2020
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Someone has a case of the Mondays!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/habsfan1112
πŸ“…︎ Nov 13 2019
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I found out why Monday’s are so bad

They are so mundane.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SCAR-HAMR
πŸ“…︎ Feb 13 2020
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Why does Gordon Ramsay not like watching WWE on Monday nights?

Because its RAW!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/F1racist
πŸ“…︎ Dec 19 2019
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Got a good deal on Cybertron Monday
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lams1d
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2018
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Kid: Mom I don’t have school on Monday, the school calendar says it’s β€œmilk” day.

Mom: Milk day?.... O honey you mean Martin Luther King Day! He was a famous civil rights leader.

Kid: O yea I know him! He said β€œI have a dream”

Dad: yes, β€œI have a dream that one day milk and chocolate milk will live in harmony.”

Actual conversation last night

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Drmario420
πŸ“…︎ Jan 17 2019
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He's got a case of the Mondays (x-posted from /r/funny)
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πŸ‘€︎ u/akanyan
πŸ“…︎ Apr 24 2017
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What do you call a Sunday dinner eaten on a Monday?

Cold

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hufflepuffrhino
πŸ“…︎ Mar 22 2019
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For five years, I've been drawing visual pun puzzles and putting them up on Mondays. They're kinda hard but really fun to solve. Here are a few. imgur.com/a/4s6Qf
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πŸ‘€︎ u/mrmailbox
πŸ“…︎ Aug 15 2015
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Uh-Oh! Someone has a case of the Mondays!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/whatsthatbutt
πŸ“…︎ Mar 20 2018
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Looks like someone has a case of the Mondays!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/CasaNovascape
πŸ“…︎ Nov 13 2017
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Why did the owners of the Indian food restaurant decide to be closed on Mondays?

They were tired of working naan stop and needed to tikka break.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ClimbingCactus
πŸ“…︎ Jun 09 2019
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So April Fool's falls on a Monday this year.

Is this a joke?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DoomRulz
πŸ“…︎ Apr 01 2019
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"So you currently work 9 to 5, Monday through Friday," said my boss.

"That is correct," I replied.

He said, "Would you be able to work outside those hours?"

I said, "No, I might catch a cold."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Jan 28 2019
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Doctor, doctor, will my measles be better by next Monday?

I don’t wanna make any rash promises

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CptFunTIme
πŸ“…︎ Feb 09 2019
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I heard a rumor that you lift weights only on Saturday and Sunday because Monday to Friday are weak days.
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Me: "There's going to be a foot of snow by Monday."

Dad: "No, we need two."

Me: "??"

Dad: "How else are we going to walk?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SourTaco18
πŸ“…︎ Feb 08 2019
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It's true! After Monday and Tuesday,

Even the calendar says "WTF"!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2018
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I finally made a website of all of my pun doodles. Except they're puzzles, so you have to figure them out. New posts every monday. Enjoy. mondaypunday.com/59
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πŸ‘€︎ u/mrmailbox
πŸ“…︎ Feb 17 2012
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Monday Punday - Can you guess it? mondaypunday.com/
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πŸ‘€︎ u/timmymayes
πŸ“…︎ Jun 10 2015
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A lot of people dislike Mondays...

But 48 hours ago was a sadder day.

( OP here )

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheVikingJarl13
πŸ“…︎ Feb 21 2017
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Why was Sunday stronger than Monday?

Because Monday was a WeakDay.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TickleLife
πŸ“…︎ Aug 25 2020
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Why is Sunday stronger than Monday?

Because Monday is a weakday

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 18 2020
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Monday: Greg. Tuesday: Ian: Wednesday: Greg. Thursday: Ian. Friday: Greg

A GregOrIan calendar

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rob_Haggis
πŸ“…︎ Apr 17 2020
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I know a lot of you are sad because it’s a Monday.

But don’t forget, only 48 hours ago, it was a sadder day.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Oct 22 2018
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On Monday we start Diarrhea Awareness Week.

Runs until Friday.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JoeFas
πŸ“…︎ Jan 12 2020
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On Monday we start diarrhoea awareness week.

It runs until Friday.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/althistorysports
πŸ“…︎ Mar 28 2020
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Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday

Those were the days

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Little_Mog
πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2019
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Why is Sunday stronger than Monday?

Because Monday is a weekday...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ryannbajaj
πŸ“…︎ Apr 13 2019
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Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday

Those were the days...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Auralore
πŸ“…︎ May 10 2016
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Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday.

Oh.... those were the days....

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bbtehbuild
πŸ“…︎ Apr 07 2019
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Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday.

Ah. Those were the days....

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ May 01 2018
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Why was Sunday afraid of Monday?

Because Monday through Friday

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheGreatSalvador
πŸ“…︎ Jan 05 2019
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